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[tuppingl1berty]

mrf...Up too late again...what times is it?

This isn't my clock. This isn't even my room! This definitely isn't my wife!

*scrambles out of bed* Shit shit shit, what happened last night? I'm not hungover, so I don't think I was drinking.Uh...uh...I'm sorry ma'am, I'll just help myself out

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[mayfield_mods]

Howdy, neighbor!

[tuppingl1berty]

Speaking English, driving on right side of the road...I'm either in the US or Australia, and the accents suggest America.

Good morning. You wouldn't happen to know where the airport is, would you?

[mayfield_mods]

Airport's in the next town over, Tim, you know that! What're you looking for the airport for?

[tuppingl1berty]

Do I know you? I don't think I know you.

[mayfield_mods]

'course you know me, Tim! We've been neighbors for years!

[tuppingl1berty]

Of course we have. I'm gonna go now to a place where things make sense.

If I can't find it I will be back, and we will have words.