So the gossip sites were all awhirl yesterday over the bikini pics of Keely Shaye Smith, Pierce Brosnan's wife. The caption on TMZ snarked that she was having "a whale of a time" on Kauai.
I'm not reprinting the bikini pics because they weren't flattering. Who doesn't take a bad picture once in a while? Raise your hand if you think a candid photo of you in a bikini would be your best look. Thought so. But here's a recent pic of Keely Shaye Smith:
Hideous, right? Hurts your eyes, doesn't it?
So another site, Canada's
National Post, throws their dunce hat into the ring by commenting on Brosnan's "waddling wifey" and helpfully providing a list of "other Hollywood hotties with surprisingly unattractive partners."
Two of their examples of hotties with unattractive partners: Britney Spears/Adnan Ghalib and Don Cheadle/Bridgid Coulter.
I'm not sure that Adnan has really earned partner status yet, but one thing I am sure of is that he's HOT. Hello HOT. Sleazy, yes. Contagious, maybe. But definitely HOT.
After you ruminate on that, tell me in what universe Bridgid Coulter is unattractive.
Go ahead, tell me. I'll be waiting. I'll be waiting right here.