[Phonecall] from Francis
[Phone Call]
Date: Monday, July 26. 1:13AM
Francis: 'Allo?
Lucy-Marie: ‘What the hell... Who is this? Do you realize what time it is?’
Francis: I wanted to, ah, apologize for my behavior today.
Lucy-Marie: ...Francis? Oh I... Well... I-I...
Francis: I didn't think that you would be so...startled.
Lucy-Marie: W-What did you think would happen?! I-It's not like I've ever- I... I mean...
Francis: ...not run away, perhaps?
Lucy-Marie: W-Well... I'm... Sorry as well but- that was my first kiss. You kinda caught me off guard.
Francis: First, eh? /mutters/ I should have made it better...
Lucy-Marie: Y-You're just a pervert- /mumbles/ Mei was right... This was horrible-
Francis: Ah, but aren't you glad your first kiss was with old Francis than anyone else?
Lucy-Marie: /pause/ But... we aren't in love.
Francis: ...quoi.
Lucy-Marie: We aren't in love... Mei said when you have your first kiss it should be because you love that person-
Francis: But dear Luce, don't you love me?
Lucy-Marie: We haven't... Francis... I used to care for you a lot but... All that time. It- it would've been nice to... catch up more...
Francis: It would have been...
Lucy-Marie: And... You kind of owe me. You did steal my first kiss.
Francis: I owe you? Shall I take responsibility then?
Lucy-Marie: Yes. Yes you should. I think that would be best.
Francis: /amused/ How shall I go about this?
Lucy-Marie: /pause/ Marriage.
Francis: ..../sputters/ Q-Quoi?!
Lucy-Marie: I said marriage, didn't you hear me? We can have a nice little wedding-
Francis: I-I CAN'T MARRY YOU!
Lucy-Marie: And why the hell not? You took my innocence!
Francis: /chokes/ I did no such thing! I would have /surely/ noticed!
Lucy-Marie: You did too! You stole my first kiss!
Francis: You--...what on earth...
Lucy-Marie: I demand recourse for your actions!
Francis: I didn't steal your "innocence"!
Lucy-Marie: YOU DID. Why are you so against marrying me? I should just hang up right now and never talk to you again-
Francis: Wait! Wait! Ma cherie! Aha. /cough/ Don't you know what innocence...err, is?
Lucy-Marie: Ahh... /pause/ Oui? Why wouldn't I? You kissed me after all-
Francis: /pause/ Your innocence is very much intact, my dear.
Lucy-Marie: B-But you kissed me.
Francis: Luce... Kissing someone is /not/ how you lose your innocence.
Lucy-Marie: Q-Quoi? But... my first kiss- what are you even talking about?!
Francis: ...you truly don't know what that means?
Lucy-Marie: Well! I... I wouldn't be asking you if I knew obviously! /huffs
Francis: /keeps from laughing/ Well, you see. Innocence is...ah, your...virginity.
Lucy-Marie: Wait- wait, wait, wait- you mean... /quieter/ s-sex...?
Francis: Ah, well, yes. Sex, carnal knowledge, whathaveyou. But if you /want/ me to take your innocence....
Lucy-Marie: /long pause/ O-Oh dieu... Y-you lecher!
Francis: You're the one who wanted to marry me, Lucy. I can certainly understand why!
Lucy-Marie: W-Well... yes because- Oh God- YOU'RE HORRIBLE.
Francis: I am just a man, Luce.
Lucy-Marie: Y-You're a terrible- perverted- encule!
Francis: So harsh.
Lucy-Marie: You just asked me if I wanted- You deserve it! I am not dealing with this- Goodbye Francis.
Francis: Wait, Luce, I--
Lucy-Marie: /click/
Francis: /end tone/
Date: Monday, July 26. 1:13AM
Francis: 'Allo?
Lucy-Marie: ‘What the hell... Who is this? Do you realize what time it is?’
Francis: I wanted to, ah, apologize for my behavior today.
Lucy-Marie: ...Francis? Oh I... Well... I-I...
Francis: I didn't think that you would be so...startled.
Lucy-Marie: W-What did you think would happen?! I-It's not like I've ever- I... I mean...
Francis: ...not run away, perhaps?
Lucy-Marie: W-Well... I'm... Sorry as well but- that was my first kiss. You kinda caught me off guard.
Francis: First, eh? /mutters/ I should have made it better...
Lucy-Marie: Y-You're just a pervert- /mumbles/ Mei was right... This was horrible-
Francis: Ah, but aren't you glad your first kiss was with old Francis than anyone else?
Lucy-Marie: /pause/ But... we aren't in love.
Francis: ...quoi.
Lucy-Marie: We aren't in love... Mei said when you have your first kiss it should be because you love that person-
Francis: But dear Luce, don't you love me?
Lucy-Marie: We haven't... Francis... I used to care for you a lot but... All that time. It- it would've been nice to... catch up more...
Francis: It would have been...
Lucy-Marie: And... You kind of owe me. You did steal my first kiss.
Francis: I owe you? Shall I take responsibility then?
Lucy-Marie: Yes. Yes you should. I think that would be best.
Francis: /amused/ How shall I go about this?
Lucy-Marie: /pause/ Marriage.
Francis: ..../sputters/ Q-Quoi?!
Lucy-Marie: I said marriage, didn't you hear me? We can have a nice little wedding-
Francis: I-I CAN'T MARRY YOU!
Lucy-Marie: And why the hell not? You took my innocence!
Francis: /chokes/ I did no such thing! I would have /surely/ noticed!
Lucy-Marie: You did too! You stole my first kiss!
Francis: You--...what on earth...
Lucy-Marie: I demand recourse for your actions!
Francis: I didn't steal your "innocence"!
Lucy-Marie: YOU DID. Why are you so against marrying me? I should just hang up right now and never talk to you again-
Francis: Wait! Wait! Ma cherie! Aha. /cough/ Don't you know what innocence...err, is?
Lucy-Marie: Ahh... /pause/ Oui? Why wouldn't I? You kissed me after all-
Francis: /pause/ Your innocence is very much intact, my dear.
Lucy-Marie: B-But you kissed me.
Francis: Luce... Kissing someone is /not/ how you lose your innocence.
Lucy-Marie: Q-Quoi? But... my first kiss- what are you even talking about?!
Francis: ...you truly don't know what that means?
Lucy-Marie: Well! I... I wouldn't be asking you if I knew obviously! /huffs
Francis: /keeps from laughing/ Well, you see. Innocence is...ah, your...virginity.
Lucy-Marie: Wait- wait, wait, wait- you mean... /quieter/ s-sex...?
Francis: Ah, well, yes. Sex, carnal knowledge, whathaveyou. But if you /want/ me to take your innocence....
Lucy-Marie: /long pause/ O-Oh dieu... Y-you lecher!
Francis: You're the one who wanted to marry me, Lucy. I can certainly understand why!
Lucy-Marie: W-Well... yes because- Oh God- YOU'RE HORRIBLE.
Francis: I am just a man, Luce.
Lucy-Marie: Y-You're a terrible- perverted- encule!
Francis: So harsh.
Lucy-Marie: You just asked me if I wanted- You deserve it! I am not dealing with this- Goodbye Francis.
Francis: Wait, Luce, I--
Lucy-Marie: /click/
Francis: /end tone/