Read these they are so cute!
This is effing awesome!!
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
1)Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink n drive?
2)Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
3)When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment,When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer , but wish we didn't ..
You only live once . but if you live it right, once is enough.
*The best gift you can give is a hug: 1 size fits all and nobody ever minds if you return it*
This is like my anthem, right here~~> Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one's watching, and Laugh like no one's listening.
Sometimes you gotta let your heart led you even if it is somewhere your not supose to be ~Van Wilder
This is so me > "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying." -Oscar Wilde
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Miss Piggy
Make your own footsteps..don't follow in others!
"Never let your schooling interfere with your education." - Mark Twain
"At the store, they have one-hundred-percent recycled toilet paper," Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper."
-Fight Club
"Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is- never try." -Homer Simpson
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you
Smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone.
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"Can you hear me now? ...good." - Verison Wireless guy
"Save the Environment...Plant a Bush back in Texas"
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day....give a man religion and he will starve to death while praying for a fish
I'm running outside under my blanket pretending to be an undercover agent!!
they're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hoho hehe haha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and ill be happy to see those nice young men in they're clean white coats and they're coming to take me away HAHA!!
Okay.. I am done now... See y'all later!!