Lost
Missing:
Small girl, with long hair and glasses. Age:23. Answers to the name Jen, and sometimes Kira. If found, please return her to me because I seem to have lost her somewhere on the road between sanity and Maryland. She was last seen wearing blue jeans, a green sweater with the US Marines symbol on it, and a frown. I warn you, she can be hostile if taken by force, and I cannot really offer a reward. (Not sure what that would really be, anyway.)