lets open up some bubbly!!!
DEAR VARIOUS PEOPLE,
to all u people who are cubs fans who decided to like the astros even though you hate the astros because they are in ur division...FUCK YOU!! WHITE SOX ARE WORLD CHAMPS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! WE SWEPT THE BOSOX, WENT 4-1 AGAINST THE ANGELS, AND THEN SWEPT THE 'STROS! YOU BETTER FUCKING SUCK IT UP AND SAY THE WHITE SOX DESERVED TO WIN!! WE ARE THE COMPLETE SHIT!
anyways...halloween is coming up and we all know that Madison's Halloween is the #3 party in the nation according to Sports Illustrated and Maxim (we are lower than NYC's New Years Eve ball drop and something else..so we are pretty fucking good). so i will be having a fucking blast this weekend.
I know there are some people in this world who realize that their college Halloween parties are not up-to-par with Madtown's Halloween party...but honestly...we don't want you here. The Sconnies know how to live it up and thats it...and to all of us out-of-staters, we are honorary sconnies...so we deserve to be here too. but you people who think you can come up for the weekend and have a good time are thorougly mistaken...we dont want you here...you are like the bubonic plague...you will infect us all.
LOVE,
CAROLINE
p.s. obviously you dont deserve to come bc i bet you dont even know what a sconnie is.
to all u people who are cubs fans who decided to like the astros even though you hate the astros because they are in ur division...FUCK YOU!! WHITE SOX ARE WORLD CHAMPS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! WE SWEPT THE BOSOX, WENT 4-1 AGAINST THE ANGELS, AND THEN SWEPT THE 'STROS! YOU BETTER FUCKING SUCK IT UP AND SAY THE WHITE SOX DESERVED TO WIN!! WE ARE THE COMPLETE SHIT!
anyways...halloween is coming up and we all know that Madison's Halloween is the #3 party in the nation according to Sports Illustrated and Maxim (we are lower than NYC's New Years Eve ball drop and something else..so we are pretty fucking good). so i will be having a fucking blast this weekend.
I know there are some people in this world who realize that their college Halloween parties are not up-to-par with Madtown's Halloween party...but honestly...we don't want you here. The Sconnies know how to live it up and thats it...and to all of us out-of-staters, we are honorary sconnies...so we deserve to be here too. but you people who think you can come up for the weekend and have a good time are thorougly mistaken...we dont want you here...you are like the bubonic plague...you will infect us all.
LOVE,
CAROLINE
p.s. obviously you dont deserve to come bc i bet you dont even know what a sconnie is.