018- [voice] Stand by your man....

[tuna_surprise]

[She's finally crushing on a guy that likes her back and now there is someone threatening him. Another vampire apparently. Seychelles hates her life. So, a little unsure of how to proceed, she's calling a few people for advice.]

[Filtered to England]

England? Can I talk to you? I need advice about something....

[Filtered to Jecht]

Coach? Do you have a

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[child_abuser]

Yeah? What's up?

[tuna_surprise]

I.... I know you don't really like Conrad but.... he's really important to me....

I talked to a guy on the phone a little while ago. Another vampire. He said he was gonna hurt Conrad. And I don't know what to do....

[child_abuser]

Geez, how many of these damn things are there in this stupid town, anyway?

...So basically, you want me to beat this other vampire's ass and bail out your boyfriend, yeah? That where this is goin'?

[tuna_surprise]

Well, actually I was going to try to do that myself...

I was just calling you ask for advice in fighting someone stronger than you.

[child_abuser]

First off, it's pretty pathetic that Conrad can't handle himself. But if you're gonna fight his battles for him against somebody stronger than you, my advice is to fight dirty. Scratch at the eyes, hit below the belt, throw dirt in their face... hell, bite 'em if you have to. Anything to give you the advantage. But you gotta be prepared to end it fast while they're distracted, or it ain't gonna matter.

[tuna_surprise]

Fight dirty, huh? Maybe I could ask around the town. There's a lot of vampire hunters around here...

This is such a big mess. I don't really want to hurt this guy, but I'm not going to let him kill someone I care about just because he feels like it....

[child_abuser]

...Y'know if he's willing to kill Conrad, he's probably not gonna give a shit about killing you to get to him, right?

[tuna_surprise]

I know....

I'll.... I'll figure something out.

[child_abuser]

...You really like this guy, huh?

[tuna_surprise]

Yeah, I really do....

That's why I have to try to protect him. Even if I'm weak, even if I'll never be strong enough.... I still have to try.

[child_abuser]

[Grumbles something under his breath.]