004- This is such a good idea....[/Filtered to Japan]

[tuna_surprise]

[Seychelles is putting in a little phone call to one of her fellow nations. There are important things to discuss.]

Hey Japan, It's Seychelles. If you have a minute, there's something I need to ask you about.

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[fuelefficient]

...can I help you?

[tuna_surprise]

You certainly can! I just had a couple of questions for you.

First, what qualities do you find attractive in a woman? Romantically, I mean.

[she is wasting no time on pleasantries. There is work to be done!]

[fuelefficient]

A-Ah...

I suppose they must be dedicated first and foremost. Loyalty is also a needed quality.

[tuna_surprise]

Right, right.

But what about appearance? Anything special you're looking for?

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[fuelefficient]

I suppose long black hair and a kind face are two physical things I enjoy seeing. A youthful look is also nice.

[fuelefficient]

And they must be 2D.

[tuna_surprise]

2D? What do you mean by that?

[fuelefficient]

Ah, no. Please forget that.

[tuna_surprise]

No! No, I can't forget it. This is too important! What do you mean by 2D?

[fuelefficient]

It is not important.

[tuna_surprise]

Yes it-! Okay, okay. We'll shelve that for now and move on.

What kind of clothing do you like girls to wear? Should they dress plain or fancy? Traditional or modern?

[fuelefficient]

A traditional kimono is best.

[tuna_surprise]

Okay, good. And what about hairstyle? Up or down?

And what kinds of thing do you like to do on dates?

[fuelefficient]

I prefer the hair to be down.

I...uh...do not know.

[tuna_surprise]

Down, got it.

C'mon, there has to be something! What do you like to do when you're getting romantic with a girl? Watch movies? Go to the beach? Maybe just cuddle by a fire?

[fuelefficient]

I have no experience in this matter.