BLOB NOOOO
I had a nightmare that was basically Attack of the Blob. It sounds silly, but insiduous utterly inexcapable doom will freak you out. This horrible dark mass could be the consistency of liquid to fit through the tiniest crack or hard rubber to bounce and recoil. It could, against the law of conservation of matter, regenerate itself from the tiniest spec of its leftovers into incredible size. It could stretch, bend, warp into a horizon-spanning tidal wave of goo. It was alive and wanted me dead! I had to run and fight to keep it from smothering me, and I couldn't annihalate it because even the smallest crum would allow it to respawn. It grabbed a hold of the earth and stretched out in to the night sky so it could fucking slam the moon into the planet.
Later I dreamt I was in this cool red/black acrylic armor but had Plastic Man stretchy powers, which are the best. The setting was a Heroes-like plot of having to hide. My sister had powers but our other sister didn't. Had to hide from planes when we met our master-teacher lady by diving in to the lake and it took me a while before I realized I could stretch a snorkel of flesh to the surface so I could breathe without being seen. D'oh.
There was also a musical called The First Sperm about fertilization and the entire theatre was supposed to be the interior of the vagina involved and the implications were hard to realize since we had to make a theatre-filling penis fill the space. 8CCCCCCCCCCCCC
wut
Then I woke up and played 3 hours of flash games but Alchemy keeps crashing my browser and now I'm mad cuz I was kicking ass. Updated flash player, hopefully that'll fix it.
Later I dreamt I was in this cool red/black acrylic armor but had Plastic Man stretchy powers, which are the best. The setting was a Heroes-like plot of having to hide. My sister had powers but our other sister didn't. Had to hide from planes when we met our master-teacher lady by diving in to the lake and it took me a while before I realized I could stretch a snorkel of flesh to the surface so I could breathe without being seen. D'oh.
There was also a musical called The First Sperm about fertilization and the entire theatre was supposed to be the interior of the vagina involved and the implications were hard to realize since we had to make a theatre-filling penis fill the space. 8CCCCCCCCCCCCC
wut
Then I woke up and played 3 hours of flash games but Alchemy keeps crashing my browser and now I'm mad cuz I was kicking ass. Updated flash player, hopefully that'll fix it.