Eva you useless bitch what the hell
I've stopped right at the last fight of MGS3 because I'm bleary eyed and starving and worn out and she's hard and what felt like two hours of gameplay was actually six and I'm freaked out to find it's now 4:30am and goddamn those level designers know how to keep up momentum.
I snuck upstairs to snatch a snack from my mom snoring on the couch without waking her up [to avoid her anger at me being awake at such an hour] like relevant gameplay .
So now I'm gulping down handfuls of dry tasteless shredded wheat crumbles- the organized cubes have all been eaten - since it was the best I could grab. Now there's little flakes all over. crap.
The only reason I'm not exhausted is cause my heart hasn't returned to its resting state but once it does I'm going to pass out like a meteor on my bed, and then all the megafauna living there will die from the initial impact cause I'm that badass I don't leave any survivors to starve to death, and in a few millenia a once small phylum will take the lead roles in the ecosystem. in my bed. aw yeah.
I snuck upstairs to snatch a snack from my mom snoring on the couch without waking her up [to avoid her anger at me being awake at such an hour] like relevant gameplay .
So now I'm gulping down handfuls of dry tasteless shredded wheat crumbles- the organized cubes have all been eaten - since it was the best I could grab. Now there's little flakes all over. crap.
The only reason I'm not exhausted is cause my heart hasn't returned to its resting state but once it does I'm going to pass out like a meteor on my bed, and then all the megafauna living there will die from the initial impact cause I'm that badass I don't leave any survivors to starve to death, and in a few millenia a once small phylum will take the lead roles in the ecosystem. in my bed. aw yeah.