this is all
sol_se's fault.
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
most of these are pretty obvious, some of them are so completely obscure that I'm not sure whether anybody could get them... also, some of these stopped being movies and should really be called mini-series, and then I just kept going after 15, and then I got distracted and started using TV shows, but who cares?
1 - Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork. - Hot Fuzz -
maerad 2 - But you fog things up! You always have. You spin me about. I wish like hell you were elsewhere.
3 - I can't birth her narl. I don't want a narl. I hate narls. I'm still a narl myself. -Farscape: Peacekeeper Wars -
leviathan101 4 - Oh, oh, look Frank. It's a toaster.
5 - You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity - Toy Story -
leviathan101 6 - Yes. You've obviously thought longer on this question than I.
7 - Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. *Red*. *Red*, Charlie boy. *Red*! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life. - Kinky Boots -
maerad 8 - We always knew you were a whoopsie... - Stardust -
maerad 9 - I'm here in case you succeed. - Stargate -
sol_se 10 - Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy. - Galaxy Quest -
sol_se 11 - And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this! - The Last Unicorn -
sol_se 12 - "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well? - Groundhog Day -
sol_se 13 - You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty. - Mulan -
maerad 14 - When's the last time *you* said Wahoo?
15 - Life seems nothing more than a quick succession of busy nothings.
16 - You know - these exercises are fantastic. When the day comes we have to go to war against Utah, we're really going to kick ass, y'know?
17 - She should stick around. Your whole campaign is like some Dr. Seuss nightmare - One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, We Fought The Good Fight Fish.
18 - Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way.
19 - Why do we even *have* that lever? - The Emperor's New Groove -
ambrose_m_rosie 20 - I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
21 - "AAAH! WHAT IF THE BALLS ARE TAKEN AWAY?"
"A *way* has never been found to take them away! What freak of nature could ever ever get up to the top of that minaret?"
22 - "Okay, here we go. Low fat, whole wheat blueberry pancakes. "
"Are there 12? "
"12 what? "
"Blueberries. I can only have 12 blueberries for breakfast. "
"Or what? "
"What do you mean, or what? "
"What happens if you eat 13 blueberries? "
"This is a silly conversation. "
"Would you die? "
"Just hand me the plate. "
"Only if you don't count. "
"I won't count. "
"Swear. Raise your right hand and say, 'May Destiny's Child break up if I count these blueberries.' "
[ raises his hand] "... Pick another group. "
"Nope. "
[slams hand down] "I hate you! Hate you!" - Gilmore Girls - ebonitelily
EDIT: come on guys, 9 out of 22? and here I was thinking number 2 was dead easy...