This isn't a Sex on the Beach. This is Beer.
Allright the Internet Site of the Weekend. WWW.EBAUMSWORLD.COM. My throat hurts from laughing uncontrollably. I'm not suffering from narcolepsy. I’m disappointed that the shark vs. crocodile wasn’t as exciting as I thought it was going to be. I fell asleep. No surprise there. When coming home from Stan’s house my car broke down twice. I had Ethan push. I need to go to sleep. Monkeys are throwing my brain around as if it were fecies (fecies is not a word in my spell check.) I have been going criminally insane. I have managed to keep myself amused if not others the whole weekend. Dawn of the Dead Sucked says my mom and I believe her cause despite how much I hate her she is a good movie critic. Speaking of being a mom I heard some disturbing things about my brother that I don’t want to discuss and I’d rather not think about it. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A BIG PENGUIN! Papa Smurf can I lick your ass? Lick, Lick my ass bitch. Ok here’s the scenario. You’re in a room taking an aromatherapy bath. What is the scent in the room? Who are you taking the bath with? What music is playing in the background? I went to Denny’s twice in one day. Once with Stan and the Second with Stan and Ethan. How many ways are there to kill a clown? Ever see a fat guy rolling on the ground crying? I love cartoons. I can’t believe I have to wait 5 consecutive Sundays to figure out who wins on Adult Swim. It’s an outrage! I am Fucking Itchy! Ethan Pulled my Fucking Belly Button Piercing. It was weird cause he liked it. I pulled his lip piercing and decided I’m never touching it again. Allright School Blows. The END