Our new TV show.
brother (1:02:39 PM): http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278135,00.htm
brother (1:03:13 PM): someone could create a real anti piracy force. for real. and neutralize bad guys, like some sort of 80s tv show.
me (1:04:01 PM): that would be great
brother (1:05:04 PM): you could get some kind of base station boat like a bond film and then deploy the squad on a speed boat.
brother (1:05:08 PM): or chopper
brother (1:05:15 PM): or both
brother (1:05:23 PM): it could operate in international waters...the main boat.
me (1:05:38 PM): haha
brother (1:05:40 PM): hunting for pirates
brother (1:06:01 PM): apparently the "pirates" are like military people with nothing to do
brother (1:06:25 PM): i propose assembling a rag tag group of elite mercenaries
me (1:08:15 PM): an ex seal, an ex foreign legion, a gurkha, token buff female marine, a buddy cop duo in the form of a canadian and a brit, and a shadowy well heeled charlie figure
brother (1:08:38 PM): possibly with an eye patch
brother (1:08:59 PM): one of them randomly will be afraid of the sea.
me (1:09:01 PM): and an east indian operating the control center
brother (1:09:13 PM): he also makes dinner
me (1:09:13 PM): the gurka, he likes mountains
me (1:09:38 PM): the indian has a tendency to include curry, much to the teams dismay
brother (1:09:42 PM): my gurka, let me show you it
brother (1:10:31 PM): you forgot the snippy but well meaning AI device
brother (1:11:49 PM): Well call it Boof.
me (1:12:19 PM): voiced by?
me (1:12:35 PM): niles crane
brother (1:12:51 PM): yes of course
brother (1:12:57 PM): david hyde pierce it is
brother (1:13:06 PM): snippy but well meaning
me (1:14:35 PM): they face off weekly against their arch enemy, a morrocan bent on revenge for the actions of thomas jefferson during the barbary coast situation
brother (1:15:37 PM): and his sidekick, a deaf mute who is also a jujitsu master and culinary expert.
brother (1:16:05 PM): His name is Leopold, but his true origins are as yet, unclear
brother (1:17:02 PM): There should be a rogue female agent with questionable motives who sometimes helps the good team and sometimes helps the bad team, but is always hot.
brother (1:17:24 PM): She can be eastern european or something.
me (1:17:26 PM): played by catherine zeta jones?
me (1:17:44 PM): she could pull that off
brother (1:17:55 PM): sure. spanish would work anyhow
brother (1:18:02 PM): The Spaniard
me (1:18:09 PM): salma hayek maybe
brother (1:18:18 PM): boobs too huge
me (1:18:21 PM): and she kinda dressed like the baroness from gi joe
brother (1:18:30 PM): hahaha
brother (1:18:37 PM): CZJ can use a sword
brother (1:18:45 PM): she is fairly comfortable with them
brother (1:19:20 PM): Now all we need is a name for the bad mans underworld network and we are all set.
brother (1:19:25 PM): Cobra has been taken, btw.
me (1:19:41 PM): hmm
brother (1:19:49 PM): Hades?
me (1:20:01 PM): name a mythical sea creature known for wrecking ships
brother (1:20:13 PM): Scylla
me (1:20:12 PM): kraken!
me (1:20:15 PM): scylla!
brother (1:21:05 PM): well, it sounds like we should be 80s tv producers or bond film generators
me (1:21:37 PM): how about the gurkha having a pet rhesus monkey who antagonizes B.O.O.F.?
brother (1:22:10 PM): yes, some stupid pet always adds comic relief.
brother (1:22:15 PM): B.O.O.F.
me (1:22:31 PM): we dont necesarily have to define the terms
brother (1:22:51 PM): no, that can be revealed over time, if ever
me (1:23:44 PM): not until episode 7, where boof begins to have have a hal-9000 esque breakdown
brother (1:24:00 PM): maybe later than that. it can be the point of that show
brother (1:24:06 PM): the boat start going berserk
brother (1:24:14 PM): while the team is on a mission
brother (1:24:33 PM): leaving only the monkey and the guhrka
brother (1:24:49 PM): The Spaniard may or may not ahve anything to do with the meltdown
me (1:24:55 PM): the monkey and boof must learn to get along in order to save the team
brother (1:25:01 PM): hahahaha
brother (1:25:04 PM): i hate you
brother (1:25:29 PM): we might consider having a PSA at the end of each episode. It's the right thing to do.
me (1:26:09 PM): sponsored by the RIAA and MPAA
brother (1:26:36 PM): oh god
brother (1:27:12 PM): Don't steal music, kiddies. Or we will find you by night and take your right hand.
me (1:27:30 PM): this is a good idea.
brother (1:03:13 PM): someone could create a real anti piracy force. for real. and neutralize bad guys, like some sort of 80s tv show.
me (1:04:01 PM): that would be great
brother (1:05:04 PM): you could get some kind of base station boat like a bond film and then deploy the squad on a speed boat.
brother (1:05:08 PM): or chopper
brother (1:05:15 PM): or both
brother (1:05:23 PM): it could operate in international waters...the main boat.
me (1:05:38 PM): haha
brother (1:05:40 PM): hunting for pirates
brother (1:06:01 PM): apparently the "pirates" are like military people with nothing to do
brother (1:06:25 PM): i propose assembling a rag tag group of elite mercenaries
me (1:08:15 PM): an ex seal, an ex foreign legion, a gurkha, token buff female marine, a buddy cop duo in the form of a canadian and a brit, and a shadowy well heeled charlie figure
brother (1:08:38 PM): possibly with an eye patch
brother (1:08:59 PM): one of them randomly will be afraid of the sea.
me (1:09:01 PM): and an east indian operating the control center
brother (1:09:13 PM): he also makes dinner
me (1:09:13 PM): the gurka, he likes mountains
me (1:09:38 PM): the indian has a tendency to include curry, much to the teams dismay
brother (1:09:42 PM): my gurka, let me show you it
brother (1:10:31 PM): you forgot the snippy but well meaning AI device
brother (1:11:49 PM): Well call it Boof.
me (1:12:19 PM): voiced by?
me (1:12:35 PM): niles crane
brother (1:12:51 PM): yes of course
brother (1:12:57 PM): david hyde pierce it is
brother (1:13:06 PM): snippy but well meaning
me (1:14:35 PM): they face off weekly against their arch enemy, a morrocan bent on revenge for the actions of thomas jefferson during the barbary coast situation
brother (1:15:37 PM): and his sidekick, a deaf mute who is also a jujitsu master and culinary expert.
brother (1:16:05 PM): His name is Leopold, but his true origins are as yet, unclear
brother (1:17:02 PM): There should be a rogue female agent with questionable motives who sometimes helps the good team and sometimes helps the bad team, but is always hot.
brother (1:17:24 PM): She can be eastern european or something.
me (1:17:26 PM): played by catherine zeta jones?
me (1:17:44 PM): she could pull that off
brother (1:17:55 PM): sure. spanish would work anyhow
brother (1:18:02 PM): The Spaniard
me (1:18:09 PM): salma hayek maybe
brother (1:18:18 PM): boobs too huge
me (1:18:21 PM): and she kinda dressed like the baroness from gi joe
brother (1:18:30 PM): hahaha
brother (1:18:37 PM): CZJ can use a sword
brother (1:18:45 PM): she is fairly comfortable with them
brother (1:19:20 PM): Now all we need is a name for the bad mans underworld network and we are all set.
brother (1:19:25 PM): Cobra has been taken, btw.
me (1:19:41 PM): hmm
brother (1:19:49 PM): Hades?
me (1:20:01 PM): name a mythical sea creature known for wrecking ships
brother (1:20:13 PM): Scylla
me (1:20:12 PM): kraken!
me (1:20:15 PM): scylla!
brother (1:21:05 PM): well, it sounds like we should be 80s tv producers or bond film generators
me (1:21:37 PM): how about the gurkha having a pet rhesus monkey who antagonizes B.O.O.F.?
brother (1:22:10 PM): yes, some stupid pet always adds comic relief.
brother (1:22:15 PM): B.O.O.F.
me (1:22:31 PM): we dont necesarily have to define the terms
brother (1:22:51 PM): no, that can be revealed over time, if ever
me (1:23:44 PM): not until episode 7, where boof begins to have have a hal-9000 esque breakdown
brother (1:24:00 PM): maybe later than that. it can be the point of that show
brother (1:24:06 PM): the boat start going berserk
brother (1:24:14 PM): while the team is on a mission
brother (1:24:33 PM): leaving only the monkey and the guhrka
brother (1:24:49 PM): The Spaniard may or may not ahve anything to do with the meltdown
me (1:24:55 PM): the monkey and boof must learn to get along in order to save the team
brother (1:25:01 PM): hahahaha
brother (1:25:04 PM): i hate you
brother (1:25:29 PM): we might consider having a PSA at the end of each episode. It's the right thing to do.
me (1:26:09 PM): sponsored by the RIAA and MPAA
brother (1:26:36 PM): oh god
brother (1:27:12 PM): Don't steal music, kiddies. Or we will find you by night and take your right hand.
me (1:27:30 PM): this is a good idea.