From coffee, comes haiku.

Sep 15, 2006 17:27

Loud mouthed old white man:
Please to be closing pie hole,
Your stories are lame.

Hey you little kids,
Perhaps caffiene is unwise.
Consider valium.

Young Life meets tonight,
At seven fifty eight sharp.
Sex and drugs after!

Starbucks parking lot...
A small black child just threw down
A triple sow cow.

Dad, here are my grades,
I got a B in science.
Where's my new C Class?

That's interesting.
Dog clinic by chinese food.
...I'm sure it's nothing.

Keep on scooting up.
You're thirty degrees off line,
But you rocked that curb.

That party sounds fun.
Underaged drinking kicks ass.
Try to not get roofed.

You ladies look hot, wait...
Is that your mom or sister?
Whatever, that's cool too.

I'm wearing head phones.
I can still see everything.
Please put those away.
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