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Jul 15, 2004 22:59

Lauren (killer_bunnies) and I made Drinking Games for the other's lives. And it's so goddamn cool I can't stop snickering.


Lockwood's life -- the Drinking Game

General

lockwood mentions that he dressed up as carl from athf -- take a drink

lockwood mentions rush's moving pictures cover -- take a drink

lockwood mentions his dad -- take a drink

lockwood tells his dad's anal sex story -- take a drink

and finishes with the breast milk story -- have 2

Anytime lockwood drops the h-bomb (hate) take a drink and punch someone in the face

lockwood mentions a prog rock band-- take a drink

you start listening to prog rock -- finish your drink

everytime lockwood sends you a link to some site you never knew nor ever wanted to know existed -- take a drink

lockwood reminds you of one of these sites when you had blocked the horror out of your mind -- have two drinks

you've ever met the infamous shannon -- take a dozen drinks

and slept with her -- drink until coma

lockwood mentions "she's such a pure girl... i have to violate her" -- finish your drink

when Lockwood quotes Family Guy verbatim, drink.

when Lockwood does a spoken-word version of a song that has absolutely no right to be spoken, two drinks.

everytime you see jet black and immediately think of lockwood -- take a drink

lockwood mentions crossplay -- have a drink or five

lockwood bitches about j-rock -- have a drink

lockwood admits to liking a j-rock band -- finish your drink

Random
lockwood mentions something dirty (and I mean dirty) about hermione granger or a twi'lek -- have four beers

lockwood mentions there's a drinking game for his life -- finish your drink

If you've read lockwood's book -- finish your drink

Alcohol
lockwood mentions alcohol -- take a drink

lockwood passes out with drink in hand-- take a drink

you drink lockwood under the table -- finish the keg

lockwood mentions his love of whiskey -- take a drink

Star Wars
lockwood relates something to star wars -- take a drink

you start thinking lockwood just might really *be* a jedi (ie, music turns up in liquor store as soon as he says he likes the song) -- finish your drink

If lockwood says "i'm a jedi, that's what i do" -- take a drink

lockwood bellows KOTOR -- take a drink

you seriously ask lockwood to use his jedi powers to help you out with something -- finish your drink

you find yourself wanting to know more about the star wars universe in order to understand what lockwood's talking about -- cry bitterly into your beer and finish it

if lockwood mentions how much cooler something would be if it involved jedi -- take a drink

you call lockwood a "padawan" in all seriousness -- finish the keg

Fuck yes.
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