what's grosser than gross?
ok. i admit it. sometimes i'm lazy and apathetic and i'll get some ramen noodles from the corner store. well, about a month ago i got a four pack and ate three of them. they tasted kinda funky but ramen is just generally gross anyway so i didn't think much of it. ryan took a bite of it and commented "yuck that tastes like dog breathe." so there's been one left left in the cupboard for a while. yesterday, with no food in the house, i decided to just go ahead and eat it. before i could, ryan busted out my pocket translator and translated the name. and yep, it was dog broth. i was eating muthafuckin dog noodles. is there anything more repugnant than eating dog ramen?