wild oats
me: "my girlfriend and i broke up recently. and i must say, i am relieved. gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. in the schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats on his doorstep by his parents. you can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. i dont care, they're your oats.”-dwight
Galo: ???
me: lol do you know the saying "sow my wild oats"?
Galo: no
me: men say it meaning .. they're gonna spread their "seed' around to different women.
if a guy says he needs to sow his wild oats it means he wants to go out and have sex with a lot of women and not be tied down
Galo: oh ok
me: so if you ever need to sow your wild oats please break up with me first
Galo: I dont need to do that
im giving you all my oats to you