Yeah, thank you goods. Listening to drunk girls get all pissy and cry about bullshit issues garners something, I think.
Well, I would've said the house, but I didn't remember your schedule! Besides, you could've been out with somebody. What about M I don't like to pry, but I know you have ladies hidden somewhere in this damn city.
Well, that's what I was thinking, too, but I've seen weirder personality shifts happen with people. At any rate, I'm taking that down so I can private less retard questions to you and give you more impromptu visits.
[...] Well. Within reason. After that one time, I'm never crossing the bridge to Queens without a phone call.
Truly, there was a full moon in Queens that evening. (And before you protest over my offending your "delicate sensibilities," you totally walked into that one. Don't even lie.)
[after a pause as he's trying to figure out exactly what she's saying]
No problem, kid. I'll be there.
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Good to hear. It'd be hard to shove over thank you goods otherwise, and I trust Jay with homemade cake as far as I can throw peanut shells at him.
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Thank you goods? Know where I live, don't you? Thought I had you over before.
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Well, I would've said the house, but I didn't remember your schedule! Besides, you could've been out with somebody. What about M I don't like to pry, but I know you have ladies hidden somewhere in this damn city.
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Hidden? Tend to be pretty open about who I'm seeing, I thought.
Schedule:
Monday - Bar
Tuesday - Off
Wednesday - Bar
Thursday - Bar
Friday - Bar
Saturday - Bar (usually, unless something's up)
Sunday - Off
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[...] Well. Within reason. After that one time, I'm never crossing the bridge to Queens without a phone call.
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That traumatizing, huh?
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[...] It was walking in on family.
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Gotcha.
Was thinking I don't look that bad naked.
Joke.
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Truly, there was a full moon in Queens that evening. (And before you protest over my offending your "delicate sensibilities," you totally walked into that one. Don't even lie.)
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Not a damn bit of me that's 'delicate', doll.
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[evidence of a recent spit take is all over the reply]
If I remember correctly, I'd say that's an accurate assessment.
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