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Tiny finds this an awkward thing to start.
Feb 21, 2008 16:03
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tuliped
February 22 2008, 05:14:28 UTC
Trying, trying. Involves finding change in couch cushions and putting this damn book down.
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Never thought I'd say this, but the latter is especially difficult.
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tinderbx
February 22 2008, 05:17:01 UTC
hat do you need change for? Subway?
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tuliped
February 22 2008, 05:19:34 UTC
Yeah. About found most of the fare; might steal some nickels from the charity jar downstairs to foot the rest of it. I mean, shit, it's my money in the end.
Actually, that's exactly what I'm doing. There in... well, before closing.
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tinderbx
February 22 2008, 05:23:37 UTC
Yeah, you got plenty of time. Got both Jay and Josh on deck tonight so I'm bored out of my fucking mind.
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tuliped
February 22 2008, 05:26:15 UTC
[writing's jostled; apparently did not drop the book after all]
OH SHIT, that's miserable as hell. Can I throw peanuts? When they bounce off their heads, it's like I win a new prize at life every time.
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tinderbx
February 22 2008, 05:29:25 UTC
You can throw 'em at Jay. I owe the fucker one for giving me shit last week.
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tuliped
February 22 2008, 05:32:17 UTC
YES, this is like getting a Christmas present I actually like! His head has that awesome flat spot in the back, anyway.
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tinderbx
February 22 2008, 05:35:37 UTC
If he gives you hell, you can tell him you've got my permission. Or, fuck, I'll tell him that myself and to be prepared.
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tuliped
February 22 2008, 05:46:31 UTC
You know me, though. I'm scrappy. I have the stilletos with the steel heel tonight; he can get an eye if he tries.
Still, the look in his eyes when I walk in after you told him that will be fucking priceless. Do that anyway. Seriously.
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tinderbx
February 22 2008, 05:49:31 UTC
Don't blind him. I don't know if he can mix drinks by touch alone.
Done.
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tuliped
February 22 2008, 05:52:15 UTC
Oh, it'd only be one eye, Paddy. Seriously, though, I like his Long Island, so I'll go kind and gentle. Except with peanuts.
What'd he say? The part of me that's still a vapid, giggling high school nitwit that thrives on living vicariously through others needs to know.
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tinderbx
February 22 2008, 06:00:34 UTC
Don't know if I should actually tell you. You might try to blind him if I do, and I've already got one pirate on staff.
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tuliped
February 22 2008, 06:01:33 UTC
That streaky shit's getting a rain of peanuts, but that's just because I like his fucking Long Islands.
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tinderbx
February 22 2008, 06:09:47 UTC
See you should walk in right now so he can shit himself.
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tuliped
February 22 2008, 06:11:36 UTC
Oh look, what a fucking coincidence. Which door? I mean, I want him to pee a little bit too.
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tinderbx
February 22 2008, 06:16:08 UTC
Front bar, as usual. Let me grab another scotch so I can see his face.
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Trying, trying. Involves finding change in couch cushions and putting this damn book down.
[...]
Never thought I'd say this, but the latter is especially difficult.
Reply
hat do you need change for? Subway?
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Yeah. About found most of the fare; might steal some nickels from the charity jar downstairs to foot the rest of it. I mean, shit, it's my money in the end.
Actually, that's exactly what I'm doing. There in... well, before closing.
Reply
Yeah, you got plenty of time. Got both Jay and Josh on deck tonight so I'm bored out of my fucking mind.
Reply
[writing's jostled; apparently did not drop the book after all]
OH SHIT, that's miserable as hell. Can I throw peanuts? When they bounce off their heads, it's like I win a new prize at life every time.
Reply
You can throw 'em at Jay. I owe the fucker one for giving me shit last week.
Reply
YES, this is like getting a Christmas present I actually like! His head has that awesome flat spot in the back, anyway.
Reply
If he gives you hell, you can tell him you've got my permission. Or, fuck, I'll tell him that myself and to be prepared.
Reply
You know me, though. I'm scrappy. I have the stilletos with the steel heel tonight; he can get an eye if he tries.
Still, the look in his eyes when I walk in after you told him that will be fucking priceless. Do that anyway. Seriously.
Reply
Don't blind him. I don't know if he can mix drinks by touch alone.
Done.
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Oh, it'd only be one eye, Paddy. Seriously, though, I like his Long Island, so I'll go kind and gentle. Except with peanuts.
What'd he say? The part of me that's still a vapid, giggling high school nitwit that thrives on living vicariously through others needs to know.
Reply
Don't know if I should actually tell you. You might try to blind him if I do, and I've already got one pirate on staff.
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See you should walk in right now so he can shit himself.
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Oh look, what a fucking coincidence. Which door? I mean, I want him to pee a little bit too.
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Front bar, as usual. Let me grab another scotch so I can see his face.
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