May 18, 2010 07:03
Pregnancy is a total body experience. You assume.. yeah, i'm going to gradually get bigger. Breast issues will occur after the baby is born. etc etc.
The one day you realize you feel your belly kicking, when you've felt nothing the day before. Your belly looks completely different in shape and size than it did yesterday. Your breasts can start leaking milk at any time. Even right in the middle of a McDonalds. Even while you're still pregnant. You find yourself ordering breast pads at only 19 weeks pregnant so you don't leak through your shirt, and so when your husband cops a feel he doesn't get squirted in the face.
Dude... so weird.