schluss legacy 1.1
yo ho ahoy here we are again
ft. a boatload of sims by drewsims, lovelyxwow & azaya hmu if you don't want all the tagging in this since i throw a party nearly every update where the whole town turns up hence there's always a ton of sims
warnings for colourful language, and there's also a sim birth in here about 2/3 of the way down in case anybody find that upsetting
lux: who the fuck
don't worry, one pet is enough in this household i do not want any more
i forgot about this /wonderful/ feature of the online chat
naturally like any visitor she was no bother and just played the mute piano for 6 hours straight before leaving
even though sunny is prematurely worrying in the foreground the limelight still shines on lux in the back
lux: rightfully so
and first pop! i have acr set to try for baby every time and preg odds set to 60%, because my sims always woohoo autonomously but never TFB. i have played ahead; this was a huge mistake
an engagment in the classiest room in the house - the bathroom, which is also really convenient for me to photograph
please don't get electrocuted with your mechanic skill of 0
i sent her outside right away though, because it's wedding party time!
integrated intel graphics card: *SCREAMS*
also fucking a+ maxis for dressing varney gashlycrumb (azaya) and walden in suits (not)
it was a footrace to the piano though, and friday (drew) got there first and hogged it for the rest of the night
sunny: wow when did we get this?
just now. party fun and all
lemony (drew): this party food stinks
you didn't have to come
townies started hooking up though! charli (drew & jessy) obviously got over the whole sunny business and started macking on s. theodora (drew) instead
one thing that also happens at sim parties are pictures with so much shit going down in like this
bartender mcblasting-agent: that cat's head would look pretty good mounted on my wall tho
meanwhile, over at the keg
bartender biebercut: so the taxi is expensive, do u think i can get away with driving home tonight
bartender biebercut: do u think
i've never, ever seen this animation before. cossacks? i have no clue
so the big moment and whole point of the party came along, and the only one present was theo, who by the looks of it was still thinking about making out with charli
HERE'S where everybody else is
charli: i've been round here before i have priority
as with the piano, there is also always somebody present on the karaoke machine. though lupin (drew & jessy) just uses it to pull his heartbreaker act
sunny: wearing nothing but your underwear to a public party? i'm down for that
u cannot say anything about innapropriate clothing for the situation sunny, at least marion is wearing maxis
bless pooklet's animated schlera, bless it because now class expression like this are 150% better
the result of pissgate™ was the host wetting herself! congrats!
bartender biebercut: I DRUNK TOO MUCH AND CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR FOR NO REASON ATALL, PLEASE CTRL+SHIFT+C MOVEOBJECTS ME TO THE LOO PLEASE
sorry but ur gonna have to join the queue, some guests have been waiting this entire party to use the blessed bog
somehow, even with the self-wetting, the party was an absolute belter
bartender biebercut: but the toilettttttttttt.......
even friday escaped the deadly clutches of the mute piano to leave with the crowd
marion: i suck ):
i'm sure they've already forgotten about the toilet incident and will still attend the next party (spoiler: they do)
MY YARD
babytime!
sunny: why tho
you're a family sim?
here's othello! he's all sunny, not really counting the eyes since i'm p. sure marion and sunny both have the exact same eyecolour.
i aged him up instantly because even though i abhor toddlers in this game, babies are very, very boring
you know when i said that he's all sunny? i'm not even remotely bitter though because he's ADORABLE
i extended their house to make way for a nursery, so here's the makeover pics (i didn't even have to hack the money in, sunny was loaded when she moved in)
starting off with this amazing shot of the wall
hope u like purple othello
another hallway upstairs too, because no doubt i'll be extending the house again
outside shot! i also added the beer keg outside on the deck. i almost immediatley regret this
everybody instantly forgot about poor othello though
lux: and you also forgot to move my bird teaser which is BEHIND THESE STAIRS
that coworker can also fucking 1v1 me since they should've been demoted for starting shit
lux rules over these counters and everything on them
sunny: so, eh, babies?
othello: babies?
not u, sorry ):
marion: now we're talking
god i need to stick another light in this section of the house, it's dark as dicks
i also finally checked sunny's townie swag and she had one these which i thought would be an excellent addition to the parties so i slapped it on the top deck
where, hours later, marion is STILL drinking
where she freezes solid
and dies
sunny: to the rescue!
um, lux?
lux: irresponsible drinking and death disgusts me
ok
luckily, sunny did manage to save marion's dumb drunken ass
marion: i'd rather have stayed dead than watch this awful television though
welcome to the uk, where there's better things to watch on the bottom of your foot
seems that their innapropriately-close-to-the-front-door sex got sunny knocked up though!
and marion got promoted!
marion: um, pghhhtbtnhsgasphpht?
NO this hood is too new for that shit LEAVE
that thought bubble scared me but i've played far ahead and it hasn't popped up again so i'm not so worried! my graphics card was probably having a meltdown. until next time!