ever massaged a midget? 23 dollars.
Quite certainly the greatest movie ever made.
In other news I owe like $800 to various businesses, people, and institutions. I also drink too much. I also totally kick ass at Soul Calibur 2, ask anyone. I really hate condoms. I think if you're a guy you shouldn't be spending more money on a haircut than your average female. Life sucks sometimes, but you can get used to anything. They Live is an amazing movie. Gozu is also an awesome movie. I love my friends and can't imagine life without them. Indian food buffet style (i.e. Sitar, &c, imho) is the best shit ever. I really don't like having to live with my parents again.