Vicarious Love
OK so I haven't written anything in a while because I was pretending to work on my paper (in my head), and then I went on vacation and now I'm really working on my paper. But sometimes you need a break... or in my case 15-20 per day. So one of my friends posted something that I found really entertaining and so I decided to do it myself.
Directions: Type in "I love (insert name) because" into Google and see what you get.
I was only going to post the first 10 for "Matthew," but they weren't as good as the "Matt" ones, nor were they as plentiful. So I did the first five of each.
"I love Matthew because he is so damn good looking."
"I love matthew because he's sexy!"
"I just want to say that I love Matthew because the father's love pours out through him." (why do I share a name with the author of one of the gospels?)
"I LOVE MATTHEW BECAUSE:
his smile his hands his eyes and he has the niceset legs EVER
I love that no matter how much crap he goes thorugh he always comes out smiling
and he is so cute and funny and did I mention he's so cute and sweet" (no but you did mention I'm so cute and funny)
"I love Matthew because He is As passionate about reaching the lost As anyone I have ever met." (again with the christianity... and random capitalization?)
"well i love matt because hes fat and im gayso cya later alligator master bator roller blader skater" (ah to be 12 again)
"I love Matt because... he makes me laugh, he is generous, he gives great hugs, he is creative and smart and emotionally evolved." (I like to think that I'm emotionally "intelligently designed")
"I love Matt because hes the frickin coolest"
"I love Matt because he doesn't Just care about me but cares about the people I love as well"
"i love matt because no matter how much i piss him off he's always there FoR me" (great... I'm like an abused puppy)
And these were just... words fail me:
"I also though I’d bring up how much I love Matthew because he is scanning in a picture of Señor Gorgeous courtesy of Dolce & Gabbana." (¿Que?)
"I love Matt because the taught me how to make my TiVo do tricks." (sit TiVo! sit!)
"I love Matt because he reminds me of the geni in my favourite film 'The Thief of Baghdad' and if someone can pull the stopper out of his bottle he will be too big, too fit and too powerful for the Brixton Bomber!"
"Hahaha, and dont say I LOVE MATT because he only filmed like 2 of those tricks maybe becasue he likes anal lube In his nostrals." (yeah...)
"i love matt because he makes sure i get plenty of protein in my diet....
i mean... he makes me eat meat...er...
i mean, he watches my back...
i mean, he wants me to be healthy and get plenty of exercise...
i mean...
i mean...
i mean he's really nice to me and good for me"
Directions: Type in "I love (insert name) because" into Google and see what you get.
I was only going to post the first 10 for "Matthew," but they weren't as good as the "Matt" ones, nor were they as plentiful. So I did the first five of each.
"I love Matthew because he is so damn good looking."
"I love matthew because he's sexy!"
"I just want to say that I love Matthew because the father's love pours out through him." (why do I share a name with the author of one of the gospels?)
"I LOVE MATTHEW BECAUSE:
his smile his hands his eyes and he has the niceset legs EVER
I love that no matter how much crap he goes thorugh he always comes out smiling
and he is so cute and funny and did I mention he's so cute and sweet" (no but you did mention I'm so cute and funny)
"I love Matthew because He is As passionate about reaching the lost As anyone I have ever met." (again with the christianity... and random capitalization?)
"well i love matt because hes fat and im gayso cya later alligator master bator roller blader skater" (ah to be 12 again)
"I love Matt because... he makes me laugh, he is generous, he gives great hugs, he is creative and smart and emotionally evolved." (I like to think that I'm emotionally "intelligently designed")
"I love Matt because hes the frickin coolest"
"I love Matt because he doesn't Just care about me but cares about the people I love as well"
"i love matt because no matter how much i piss him off he's always there FoR me" (great... I'm like an abused puppy)
And these were just... words fail me:
"I also though I’d bring up how much I love Matthew because he is scanning in a picture of Señor Gorgeous courtesy of Dolce & Gabbana." (¿Que?)
"I love Matt because the taught me how to make my TiVo do tricks." (sit TiVo! sit!)
"I love Matt because he reminds me of the geni in my favourite film 'The Thief of Baghdad' and if someone can pull the stopper out of his bottle he will be too big, too fit and too powerful for the Brixton Bomber!"
"Hahaha, and dont say I LOVE MATT because he only filmed like 2 of those tricks maybe becasue he likes anal lube In his nostrals." (yeah...)
"i love matt because he makes sure i get plenty of protein in my diet....
i mean... he makes me eat meat...er...
i mean, he watches my back...
i mean, he wants me to be healthy and get plenty of exercise...
i mean...
i mean...
i mean he's really nice to me and good for me"