tiny prompting

[tuesdayfic]

Stolen shamelessly from hello_scorpling:

Comment with a character or pairing, and I'll write one one to five sentences of fic for them.

Include a prompt if you like. <3

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[hello_scorpling]

OKAY OKAY

Team Gai - melody

Akira/Hikaru - coffee

Lee/Tenten - accidental

Also, yes, I'd be very interested! :O

Team Guy-melody

[tuesdayfic]

Tenten's voice rose high and wavering, and Neji's joined it, steady and low. After a minute or so, Lee joined them with a somber note balanced in between, his fingers digging into their shoulders as they closed ranks. Naruto added in his own voice, then Sakura, then others, flowers and melody spilling together to be tossed in with the dirt.

If Guy could have seen them standing there with their straight backs and strong voices, Kakashi knew, his own throat clenched shut, he would have been proud.

[tuesdayfic]

"What do you mean they don't have tea?" asked Touya, voice burning like dry ice.

"Touya, this is a Starbucks," Hikaru said, pleading.

"Fine," Touya said. "FINE. But from now on, I'm picking where we go."

Hikaru hung his head. It was going to be traditional food and a distinct lack of McDonalds for years to come.

Lee/Tenten - accidental

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Lee's hand had slipped--that much was obvious by his flushed face and mortified expression. Tenten knew he was too much of a polite dweeb to ever try groping her on purpose. That did not, however, explain why once his hand was there and he'd already started his apologies, he not only failed to move it, but gently squeezed.

Then again, he wasn't that much of a dweeb, and, pushing him to the ground, Tenten didn't object too strongly. She could always kill him after.

Temari/Tenten -Temporary (I fail at my length restrictions)

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They live very far apart and they don't know one another very well. Temari vaguely remembers Tenten as the girl she easily overcame in the chuunin exams, and Tenten tends to think of her as Shikamaru's on-again/off-again girlfriend.

But the summer night is warm and the scent of honeysuckle and sake strong, and Shikamaru and Temari are at an off point. It doesn't matter so much if she stretches at a hand and touches Tenten's soft skin and hair (and are all Konoha people so soft, living in such a lush place outside the desert sun?), slips her fingers up Tenten's shirt.

When Tenten grins and pulls Temari forward into a lazy kiss, lips and tongue tasting of rice wine and raspberries, Temari smiles back. In this, at least, there are no worries about tomorrow, her return, or even the light of morning. There is only the night and their skin sliding together in the dark.

Re: Temari/Tenten -Temporary (I fail at my length restrictions)

[everysecondtues]

Thanks!

[lizfu]

I shouldn't be encouraging this....You have papers! I have papers! Must resist ur-

Rodney - lemon.

((interpret/incarnate "lemon" however you want))

Rodney - lemon (It only takes a minute, and keeps me sane; er, also over my limit)

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The first time, Rodney was five and had been given a lemon drop by the baby-sitter as a bribe to be good, stay quiet, and stop asking "why" so much. His parents threw her out of the emergency room when they arrived, and he never saw her again.

When he was twenty, the server had forgotten and he hadn't stressed the importance of "deathly allergic" enough, apparently, because the moron had simply fished it out and it was too late when his throat started to clench and he couldn't get his epi-pen out of his briefcase, at which point someone with at least a speck of intelligence and allergies of their own had stabbed him with their own epi-pen. The police wouldn't let him press charges of "attempted murder by lemon," but at least the restaurant had the good sense to fire the guy.

Rodney has explained again and again and again just how important it is, how until the Pegasus Galaxy five out of seven of his near-death experiences involved citrus, so it takes him several moments, after the initial fear dies down, to realize that it was

Re: Rodney - lemon (It only takes a minute, and keeps me sane; er, also over my limit)

[lizfu]

No love for Rodney McKay from his teammates. Life fails Rodney :(

Re: Rodney - lemon (It only takes a minute, and keeps me sane; er, also over my limit)

[tuesdayfic]

Didn't we already discuss the possibilities of abusive love? Renaming John as "Fuckface" is a sign of affection, as well as all that cold water re-routed to his shower.

[whoisus]

Gai/Kakashi - Say What?

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"What did you just say?" It was less a question than an exclamation, but Kakashi was unfazed.

"I'm fucking Guy, and you really need to leave so I can get back to that."

Guy had not removed his hands from his face, but what was visible of it was the color of overripe cherries. "This was not what I meant when I said I wished you'd be more open with people about our relationship," he said.

Genma, however, failed to hear this, as he was already out the door.

Gai - "Explaining homosexuality (and why he is most absolutely not, thankyouverymuch)

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and Kakashi - yes Gai is gay, lolstfu, btchplz (longer because they're combined):

"AND SO IN CONCLUSION, G-U-Y. GUY. G-A-Y. GAY. THESE ARE NOT THE SAME. ANY QUESTIONS?" Naruto's terrified genin team huddled before Guy-sensei. This was not the lecture they were expecting when they'd defaced his house, inspired by one of Naruto-sensei's offhand comments and gone terribly, terribly wrong.

One timidly raised her hand and pointed at where Kakashi-sensei somehow managed to lounge--LOUNGE--out of the window, and had a hand up of his own.

"I, Kakashi, I didn't see you there!"

Despite the mask, his smirk was obvious. "So if you're not gay, Guy, then what was last night about?"

The students took the impending fight as an opportunity to flee.

Lee/Gaara - "Candy" (aslkhsflTHE CRACK, I CAN'T RESIST can you tell I've been discussing Mary Sues?)

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Her name was candy, and her eyes were limpid red pools the color of cherries, and her lips, and her hair, and her rosy cheeks, and she sparkled like a just-licked sucker in the sun. "Oh, Gaara!" she said. "I, too, have one of the Tails in me, and my parents abandoned me as a child, and I have a special, magic power jutsu, too, the jutsu of LOVE. Come with me, and I can heal your wounded heart and sou--"

"Desert coffin," said Gaara, clenching both fists together and watching without satisfaction as she disappeared beneath the sand.

"But, but why?" asked Lee.

Gaara took Lee's wrist and led him calmly away. "She had to die."

And somehow, deep inside, even Lee knew this to be true.

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Gaara was five when he decided to be a ballerina. "Twirl!" he demanded. Kankurou did so, wondering what it would take to kill the little fucker and not die himself.

When Gaara moved on to mass murder again, Kankurou was never quite so relieved.