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and today while i was in the office with my friend to pick up her cap and gown i realized my new fear.
we all know i fear people licking me.
and snakes.
and flying/crawling insects.
and now-
working in a cubicle. just the idea of decorating a workspace with pictures of family and pets terrifies me. because that means i'll be writing/reading memos and making jokes about the boss at the water dispenser. next thing you know i'll be making casseroles for the office party and having nothing to look forward to but blind dates and drinks at the local bars with friends who have similar lives and we do nothing but reminisce about the good 'ole days. and then i thought... what if these are the good days?
in which case i'm considering running away to australia. soon. they have kangeroos.. which beat cattle.
we all know i fear people licking me.
and snakes.
and flying/crawling insects.
and now-
working in a cubicle. just the idea of decorating a workspace with pictures of family and pets terrifies me. because that means i'll be writing/reading memos and making jokes about the boss at the water dispenser. next thing you know i'll be making casseroles for the office party and having nothing to look forward to but blind dates and drinks at the local bars with friends who have similar lives and we do nothing but reminisce about the good 'ole days. and then i thought... what if these are the good days?
in which case i'm considering running away to australia. soon. they have kangeroos.. which beat cattle.