I Call Shotgun
Let's hit these neon streets and stay out all night
The best decisions happen after 3am anyway
We'll take the 101 and park off highland
Start at Dillon’s and get kicked out of AK
We're not getting any younger
So let's lose it all for just one night
I got a taste for cheap beer and tequila
But I'll never be that douche at the bar
All I got is $26 dollars, but I got my friends and that's more than enough
So let's get up and throw down
We'll drink till we're honest
And let the booze get this out
I think I'm in love with this blonde bartender
Aw who am I kidding?
I'll love whoever gets my next round
Girl you look pretty cute in your thrift store T-shirt
But we both know you paid $45 for it at urban
Guess that's why you're drinking the cheapest bourbon
While you tease some poor hipster
Building him up to get your bar tab for free
The trust fund whores are spilling their mixed drinks
I guess no one taught them how to handle their jäger
It's not like we're doing any better
Colin's been puking his guts out in the men's room stall
So let's get up and throw down
It's too late to be modest
And let the booze get this out
I think I'm in love with this redhead bartender
Aw who am I kidding?
I'll love whoever gets my next round
The ugly lights come on and I'm bugging Nick to spot me for just one more round
I know it's last call but I swear I'm good for it
I'll get him the next time we're downtown
Carrie's passed out in the booth which means I guess we're walking home
It's ok, it's not too far, and thankfully it's not too cold
It's only two more blocks til we get to our small apartment
Our neighbors are throwing a party, maybe we'll go
We'll keep the night going until we pass out, or head home once the keg floats
So let's get up and throw down
We'll drink till we're honest
And let the booze get this out
I think I'm in love with the girl on Dan's sofa
Aw who am I kidding?
I'll love whoever gets my next round
The best decisions happen after 3am anyway
We'll take the 101 and park off highland
Start at Dillon’s and get kicked out of AK
We're not getting any younger
So let's lose it all for just one night
I got a taste for cheap beer and tequila
But I'll never be that douche at the bar
All I got is $26 dollars, but I got my friends and that's more than enough
So let's get up and throw down
We'll drink till we're honest
And let the booze get this out
I think I'm in love with this blonde bartender
Aw who am I kidding?
I'll love whoever gets my next round
Girl you look pretty cute in your thrift store T-shirt
But we both know you paid $45 for it at urban
Guess that's why you're drinking the cheapest bourbon
While you tease some poor hipster
Building him up to get your bar tab for free
The trust fund whores are spilling their mixed drinks
I guess no one taught them how to handle their jäger
It's not like we're doing any better
Colin's been puking his guts out in the men's room stall
So let's get up and throw down
It's too late to be modest
And let the booze get this out
I think I'm in love with this redhead bartender
Aw who am I kidding?
I'll love whoever gets my next round
The ugly lights come on and I'm bugging Nick to spot me for just one more round
I know it's last call but I swear I'm good for it
I'll get him the next time we're downtown
Carrie's passed out in the booth which means I guess we're walking home
It's ok, it's not too far, and thankfully it's not too cold
It's only two more blocks til we get to our small apartment
Our neighbors are throwing a party, maybe we'll go
We'll keep the night going until we pass out, or head home once the keg floats
So let's get up and throw down
We'll drink till we're honest
And let the booze get this out
I think I'm in love with the girl on Dan's sofa
Aw who am I kidding?
I'll love whoever gets my next round