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Even in this body? I've still got it. Went out to a club tonight and met a very nice red-headed man in a leather kilt. Big guy. Reminds me of Jamie from the Outlander series. I always wanted to meet a guy like that. Now I have. Unfortunately, he's gay. But hey! Must be my lucky day, 'cause I woke up this morning with a penis. We're going back to his place.