Feb 19, 2008 01:59
According to Monmouth's History of the Kings of Britain...
"Arthur himself put on a leather jerkin...On his head he placed a golden helmet... across his shoulders a circular shield called Pridwen...He girded on his peerless sword, called Caliburn... A spear called Ron graced his right hand: long, broad in the blade and thirsty for slaughter."
Well, at least dear ol' Ron is "thirsty for slaughter". I bet he got made fun of in the armor bag.
Should I ever edit a collection of man-love, A spear called Ron shall be its name.
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