Tubey has ADD?

Apr 20, 2005 16:12

What are you doing, Master?

Exercising Tubey,technically it's called 'jumping jacks', i do 100 every day. keeps me fit and in tip-top shape.

In shape,Master? In what way?

You know- physically healthy...of sound mind & body.

Oh i see, well i know my 'body' is different than yours,
but i think there's something terribly wrong with my 'mind'....

51..52...What gives you that idea ?

Well, I've seen this commercial about ADD - they say if one has it feels like the channels keep changing in your mind & you don't have the remote.....*whispering* (I'm having exactly the same symptoms)

60...i see so you think you might have ADD?

"Well the thought did cross my mind.....and then it left my mind & then it came back again....and....
Arrg!! Changing changing always changing make it stop please i can't take it anymore!!!"

sixty...Dammit Toob...... i've lost count of my jacks.....
Now I'll have to start all over from the beginning....*sigh*

Oh i'm sorry master.....please forgive me.....*sigh*

Aw that's alright Toob, why don't you just try to relax....take a deep breath.

*perked up* yes master I'd like that very much.....Might you teach me how to do this "excercising" master?

Well I suppose you can try but i can't guarantee it'll help you.
Cmon then ....stand over here next to me.

OH Yes master *taking his spot*
Um master

What is it now?

Um hehe ...I ...um...I think I've found the remote....quite by accident really......*giggling*

Really? Where was it?

Well ...*teehee* it was right here on the floor under your feet the whole time....hehe isn't that funny.Master? hehe .....

If you mean funny like ha ha Tubey That it is.......Do you feel any better now?

OH YES master!.....the channels are behaving quite nicely now.....thank you master.

Think nothin of it.....glad tobee of help...
Are you still up for jumping jacks?

Oh no....I've got a whole new outlook, I've got to catch up on my favorite programs,
have to get back on recording schedule *whispers* "If I'm lucky maybe ViCtoR will hook me up with his B-U-T-ful niece "C-moan" *winkwink*

I'm aware you've had a crush on that ..... female.....but what about Sylvania?

Oh she's obsolete.....we haven't dated in ages.

You better get this C-moan then before she's taken....

Thank you master......

Oh Toob.....Remember If you're going to be recording - play it safe & always make sure you're cables are shielded and properly grounded....

Yes master,wouldn't want any minidisc players running around eh? *wink*

Go on then get out of here.....
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