Mar 04, 2004 15:47
- 1. Optimistic apathy: Things will work out, but if they don't who cares?
- 2. Boldly going nowhere.
- 3. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- 4. When in doubt, poke it with a stick.
- 5. You have the right to remain silent.Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- 7. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- 8. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- 9. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
- 10. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.A tax is a fine for doing well.
- 11. This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
- 12. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
- 13. If we quit voting, will they go away?
- 14. Reality is for people who lack imagination.
- 15. "I am logged in, therefore I am."
- 16. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense
- 17. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
- 18. I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.
- 19. Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
- 20. If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence that you tried.
- 21. I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.
- 22. Two wrongs don't make a right....But three lefts ...do...
- 24. I before E except after C. We live in a wEIrd socIEty
- 25. My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that normal?
- 26. I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
- 27. It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
- 28. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
- 29. Today is the last day of your life so far.
- 30 The meek shall inherit the earth...if that's ok with you.
- 31. Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos.
- 32. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- 33. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- 34. The ultimate reason is "because."
- 35. Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid.
- 36. Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
- 37. Smile: It Makes People Wonder What You're Up To :)
- 38. I doubt, therefore I might be.
- 39. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- 40. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
- 41. Hey, don't look at me! I did it, but don't look at me.
- 42. I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
- 43. There are easier things in life than getting up every morning....nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance.
- 44. The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
- 45. I always wanted to be a procrastinator..never got around to it.