Of course NOW I remember

[tubasteve9]

There are idiots outside BLASTING crappy jam band music. BLASTING IT. They are also playing lots of the "Ultimate Frisbee." Okay, what the fuck is the deal with hippies and Ultimate Frisbee? Hippies barely move around during the day but fuck, they'll jump 20 feet in the air to catch a frisbee. They refuse to learn how to clean themselves but they can throw a frisbee 20 different ways. It's amazing- think of all man power wasted on frisbee. I mean, they want to save the planet and all this "crazy" stuff. If they spent all that frisbee time on the things they actually believe in, we may actually have legalized marijuana and stuff like that. Not that I would ever trust even the motivated hippies to control anything in the government. If that was the case, people could sue me just because I'm white. And people could sue McDonald's because it's bad for you. Stuff like that. Not really smart. Oh no, random encounter.

::Random encounter::

New Age Retro Hippie (Tent State edition) appears!
::rocking guitar::
New Age Retro Hippie uses his "Tent State Invite Attack"!
It has no effect on Steve.
Steve discovers a new attack!
Steve uses "Waste Water"!
New Age Retro Hippie is paralyzed.
Steve uses the rage "Dan Brown" and begins to glow yellow.
New Age Retro Hippie is paralyzed.
Steve (Dan Brown) uses his "Jesus iz 1337 @++@ck"!
New Age Retro Hippie takes 50 damage!
New Age Retro Hippie collapses!

::End encounter::

Experience points gained: 420
Acquired 20 gald!
Mastered "New Age Retro Hippie" Rage
Steve learns "Waste Water"

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