Holy shit! An entry! Dios mio!
I haven't updated this thing in a bazillion years. Why? Probably because it hates me. It mocks me at every turn. Look at this webpage- it's a farce! AHHH! At any rate, I'm writing because I need to kill time for once. FFXI has become a boring pit of nerdy little kids who make me waste my time and thus, I must drop it once more. Therefore, by doing so, I have created a massive churning vortex of free time. So maybe you'll see more of these, my friends/enemies/stalkers. Oh shit, what's that?
::RANDOM ENCOUNTER::
Tubasteve8 appears!
tubasteve8: get off my sn bitch
Tubasteve9: hahaha, I've had mine since 1997
Tubasteve9: :-P
tubasteve8: hmmmmm my number is lower
Tubasteve9: there's a tubasteve16 too
Tubasteve9: he's online
Tubasteve9: we should harrass him as well
tubasteve8: haha
tubasteve8: my friend told me he imed you
Tubasteve9: yeah, but accident
tubasteve8: and about 16 also
tubasteve8: oh
Tubasteve9: hahaha
Tubasteve9: so you're a tuba major/player/professor something?
Tubasteve9: lol
tubasteve8: player
tubasteve8: im steve nice to meet you
tubasteve8: hahahah
Tubasteve9: hahaha, steve here as well
Tubasteve9: only reason I made this SN with a 9 is because my old screenname had a 9 with it too
Tubasteve9: spoonbard9
Tubasteve9: and tubasteve was taken
tubasteve8: yea
tubasteve8: i got 8 cuz tubasteve was taken
Tubasteve9: we should find that guy
tubasteve8: and kill him
Tubasteve9: and beat him
Tubasteve9: exactly
tubasteve8: and take his name
Tubasteve9: it's probably some nerdy professor
Tubasteve9: hahaha, Tenacious D in the profile- classic
tubasteve8: definitely
Tubasteve9: so you in high school or beyond?
tubasteve8: sophomore in college
Tubasteve9: ah, sweet
Tubasteve9: yeah, I'm a senior in college as well
Tubasteve9: tuba performance major
tubasteve8: oh nice
Tubasteve9: :-(
tubasteve8: not nice
Tubasteve9: exactly
tubasteve8: lol
Tubasteve9: what college you at?
tubasteve8: university of maryland
Tubasteve9: ah, sweet
Tubasteve9: Rutgers here
tubasteve8: cool
tubasteve8: yeah im an engineering major, almost majored in music but my dad is a band director and i thought it'd be too cliche
tubasteve8: plus i didn't want to teach
Tubasteve9: hahaha- yeah, exactly
Tubasteve9: who wants to deal with those little buggas
Tubasteve9: I was going to be an engineering/comp sci major, actually
Tubasteve9: until I realized that anything beyond Calc makes my brain hurt
tubasteve8: lol yeah
Tubasteve9: at any rate, I must get back to work- hilarious interlude though
Tubasteve9: enjoy the screenname
tubasteve8: indeed haha
tubasteve8: thanks, you too
tubasteve8: good luck with that music crap
tubasteve8: lol
Tubasteve9: hahaha
Tubasteve9: yey!
Tubasteve9: take it easy
::Steve defeats Mystery Stalker::
That was close. It's funny though. Since I've had the screenname "tubasteve9", I've gotten about 3 IMs from people thinking I was a different tubasteve. Apparently, there is also a tubasteve16 and a tubasteve99. Tubasteve16 acts like a 16 year old. I think it's supposed to be his age. Back some time ago, he had like, 64684 goons attack me with IMs telling me I stole his SN or something. Obviously a child. Obviously a child. Being a master of kung fu, I simply destroyed them all and made them cry home to their single parent families.
Tonight, I was sa-po-sta see Bauhaus with Beth out at the happiest place on earth- Starland Ballroom. Unfortunately, since Bauhaus seems to be strange/having issues, they canceled the show as of 2:39:42 this afternoon, which makes very little sense to me. I wonder if they will reschedule. At any rate, whenever a band canceled, TicketMaster steals like, $15 of your money for "fees" involving your purchase- this comes directly out of your refund. Now wait a second, how the fuck is this my fault? Why should I be penalized? If anything, I should be compensated for the money.
TicketWhore: Oh Steve, since the concert is canceled, it's obviously your fault. So, we have to charge you $15 because you are a bad man.
Yeah fucking right! TicketMaster should understand that if a group cancels a concert, they should refund the full amount. This is a courtesy industry, not a fucking mafia-run lottery pool. TicketMaster, providing me a service, should be more than happy to pay me back the money they owe me after something like this happens.
TicketWhore: We're sorry Mr. Lakawicz. Here's all your money back and free tickets to see [random latin singer a].
Me: Oh, you better fucking be sorry. And yes, I'll be amused by the complimentary tickets to see [random latin singer a].
That's how you do business, baby. The fact is TicketMaster can do whatever they want because they are the ONLY service now. It makes me wanna call Roosevelt back from the dead with The Necronomicon and be like: Hey fatman- trust bust this! I'm sure he'll work for human brains, which I can provide adequately, as the people who probably will be going to the [random latin singer a] concert, will not be needing them.
::Random encounter::
TicketMaster appears!
Steve discovers new attack!
Steve uses "Credit Card Assault"!
TicketMaster takes 0 damage.
TicketMaster uses "Service Charges"
Stole $15 gald!
TicketMaster runs away!
::End encounter::
Stupid bastards. I'll get you yet, TicketMaster.
Experience points gained: 1500
Steve gains a level!
Steve's Rant Level is now 3!
Steve learns "Credit Card Assault"
Steve can now summon "Undead Roosevelt"!
Quote of the Day:
Charks1121: KOOL ............CHICK FIGHT
::RANDOM ENCOUNTER::
Tubasteve8 appears!
tubasteve8: get off my sn bitch
Tubasteve9: hahaha, I've had mine since 1997
Tubasteve9: :-P
tubasteve8: hmmmmm my number is lower
Tubasteve9: there's a tubasteve16 too
Tubasteve9: he's online
Tubasteve9: we should harrass him as well
tubasteve8: haha
tubasteve8: my friend told me he imed you
Tubasteve9: yeah, but accident
tubasteve8: and about 16 also
tubasteve8: oh
Tubasteve9: hahaha
Tubasteve9: so you're a tuba major/player/professor something?
Tubasteve9: lol
tubasteve8: player
tubasteve8: im steve nice to meet you
tubasteve8: hahahah
Tubasteve9: hahaha, steve here as well
Tubasteve9: only reason I made this SN with a 9 is because my old screenname had a 9 with it too
Tubasteve9: spoonbard9
Tubasteve9: and tubasteve was taken
tubasteve8: yea
tubasteve8: i got 8 cuz tubasteve was taken
Tubasteve9: we should find that guy
tubasteve8: and kill him
Tubasteve9: and beat him
Tubasteve9: exactly
tubasteve8: and take his name
Tubasteve9: it's probably some nerdy professor
Tubasteve9: hahaha, Tenacious D in the profile- classic
tubasteve8: definitely
Tubasteve9: so you in high school or beyond?
tubasteve8: sophomore in college
Tubasteve9: ah, sweet
Tubasteve9: yeah, I'm a senior in college as well
Tubasteve9: tuba performance major
tubasteve8: oh nice
Tubasteve9: :-(
tubasteve8: not nice
Tubasteve9: exactly
tubasteve8: lol
Tubasteve9: what college you at?
tubasteve8: university of maryland
Tubasteve9: ah, sweet
Tubasteve9: Rutgers here
tubasteve8: cool
tubasteve8: yeah im an engineering major, almost majored in music but my dad is a band director and i thought it'd be too cliche
tubasteve8: plus i didn't want to teach
Tubasteve9: hahaha- yeah, exactly
Tubasteve9: who wants to deal with those little buggas
Tubasteve9: I was going to be an engineering/comp sci major, actually
Tubasteve9: until I realized that anything beyond Calc makes my brain hurt
tubasteve8: lol yeah
Tubasteve9: at any rate, I must get back to work- hilarious interlude though
Tubasteve9: enjoy the screenname
tubasteve8: indeed haha
tubasteve8: thanks, you too
tubasteve8: good luck with that music crap
tubasteve8: lol
Tubasteve9: hahaha
Tubasteve9: yey!
Tubasteve9: take it easy
::Steve defeats Mystery Stalker::
That was close. It's funny though. Since I've had the screenname "tubasteve9", I've gotten about 3 IMs from people thinking I was a different tubasteve. Apparently, there is also a tubasteve16 and a tubasteve99. Tubasteve16 acts like a 16 year old. I think it's supposed to be his age. Back some time ago, he had like, 64684 goons attack me with IMs telling me I stole his SN or something. Obviously a child. Obviously a child. Being a master of kung fu, I simply destroyed them all and made them cry home to their single parent families.
Tonight, I was sa-po-sta see Bauhaus with Beth out at the happiest place on earth- Starland Ballroom. Unfortunately, since Bauhaus seems to be strange/having issues, they canceled the show as of 2:39:42 this afternoon, which makes very little sense to me. I wonder if they will reschedule. At any rate, whenever a band canceled, TicketMaster steals like, $15 of your money for "fees" involving your purchase- this comes directly out of your refund. Now wait a second, how the fuck is this my fault? Why should I be penalized? If anything, I should be compensated for the money.
TicketWhore: Oh Steve, since the concert is canceled, it's obviously your fault. So, we have to charge you $15 because you are a bad man.
Yeah fucking right! TicketMaster should understand that if a group cancels a concert, they should refund the full amount. This is a courtesy industry, not a fucking mafia-run lottery pool. TicketMaster, providing me a service, should be more than happy to pay me back the money they owe me after something like this happens.
TicketWhore: We're sorry Mr. Lakawicz. Here's all your money back and free tickets to see [random latin singer a].
Me: Oh, you better fucking be sorry. And yes, I'll be amused by the complimentary tickets to see [random latin singer a].
That's how you do business, baby. The fact is TicketMaster can do whatever they want because they are the ONLY service now. It makes me wanna call Roosevelt back from the dead with The Necronomicon and be like: Hey fatman- trust bust this! I'm sure he'll work for human brains, which I can provide adequately, as the people who probably will be going to the [random latin singer a] concert, will not be needing them.
::Random encounter::
TicketMaster appears!
Steve discovers new attack!
Steve uses "Credit Card Assault"!
TicketMaster takes 0 damage.
TicketMaster uses "Service Charges"
Stole $15 gald!
TicketMaster runs away!
::End encounter::
Stupid bastards. I'll get you yet, TicketMaster.
Experience points gained: 1500
Steve gains a level!
Steve's Rant Level is now 3!
Steve learns "Credit Card Assault"
Steve can now summon "Undead Roosevelt"!
Quote of the Day:
Charks1121: KOOL ............CHICK FIGHT