The Hottest Thing with the Youth
Dear H.,
When you selected a short-term medical plan, you made a wise decision. Unfortunately, you are nothing but a no-good, lazy bum of a human being who still does not have health insurance, or a permanent job. What are you doing out there?
Anyway, we are cancelling your insurance, as your term of lacking a permanent job has expired. Feel free to register for more insurance with us so that we can continue sucking up your money without actually helping you pay for anything.
Sincerely kicking you in the face,
Your loving insurance company
...I'm actually not really bitter about this, but I just thought the moment deserved some satire. 'XD
When you selected a short-term medical plan, you made a wise decision. Unfortunately, you are nothing but a no-good, lazy bum of a human being who still does not have health insurance, or a permanent job. What are you doing out there?
Anyway, we are cancelling your insurance, as your term of lacking a permanent job has expired. Feel free to register for more insurance with us so that we can continue sucking up your money without actually helping you pay for anything.
Sincerely kicking you in the face,
Your loving insurance company
...I'm actually not really bitter about this, but I just thought the moment deserved some satire. 'XD