Oh the cleverness of me...

[tu_melon]

As you all must know by now.. ( and i do mean ALL everyone in the world and universe except me), I have received a christmas present from the above. Now this is no ordinary present for it has traveled a long way to get to my hands and naturally after all the crazyness i had to go through just to get it.. it turns out.. i cant open it!. And to make matters worst.. everyone knows what it is!..Now lets be honest, I am a MODERATELY reasonable person.. but when it comes to presents and things that i should alredy know what they are i get a bit crazy about it. I must open this present.. i must know what it contains.. its driving me insane,, i have shaken it, put it against the sun, let my cat smell it, i have done everything humanly possible to figure out what it contains. Ahh but i have not told you the better part of it.. i have clues!.. very deceaving, annoying little clues. Clue 1: there is something of the color blue in it Clue 2: its an anntique ahh alas im sorry its feminine antique Clue 3: ill love it. HOw wonderful. So im supposed to guess that this thing is.. a blue broom?. .ok fine it cant be a broom its small .. i could even say its the size of my small blue broken heart for not being able to open it! I know .. ' but girl why cant you just wait till christmas' (al of this in an english accent), this week has now turned into the longestof my life and i dont intend to keep it up much longer.. Its only wednesday! And i do believe that ive unconsiously been speeding up the days in my head. yesterday i thought it was wednesday.. (it could also be cuz i live in two very different time zones of the world). And to top things up.. stupid chemistry.. i never liked it.. i knew that one day it would steal my furniture and stab me in the back.. meh

Alas at least i found my Peter pan

Ciao lads.. dont listen to me