41st Song: Requiem of Bordom

[ttlyisabard]

[The comm post opens up with her playing an electric guitar; the amp was a bit away, so it wasn't too loud. When last she overheard Pickles and Nathan talking, they had assumed she wasn't a good guitarist. With her shortened nails, she was picking at the strings with all her fingers, dancing a complex song along the neck of the guitar. The sound

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[dethsentence]

I write lyrics.

Amazing lyrics.

[ttlyisabard]

Oh, you write Dethklok's lyrics?

[Maybe he could explain some of them to her. Still, he had command of the darker emotions. Good thing he didn't have her magic ...]

[dethsentence]

Yes. And I sing them. You should really know that.

[rocknrollfries]

Yeah, everyone knows that. Even babies and gypsies and Australians know that.

[dethsentence]

I met a baby once, and it didn't know who I was, so, uh, that's why kids suck.

[rocknrollfries]

You sure? Lots of kids are dumb. It prabably knew who you were but just like couldn't say it, ya know? Like a... like a mute. Latsa kids are mute.

[dethsentence]

No, I told the baby so shut up and it kept crying. If it knew who I was it'd listen.

[rocknrollfries]

Dood, what a shitty kid. Parents today just can't do anythin right, ken they.

[dethsentence]

No, they're too busy with...stupid parenting shit like talking to other parents about how cute their baby is. I am so glad I'm never having kids. Well, unless it's an accident but thank god for paternity waivers.

[rocknrollfries]

Y'know I was thinking, we probably already have a bunch that we just don't know about. A bunch a tiny Pickles and Nathans and Tokis all runnin around, braggin about oh my dad's in DETHKLAK. Don't know if I like the idea, ta be honest.

Think we should have em exterminated. Just in case.

[dethsentence]

I don't think they're actually allowed to say that, legally. But that doesn't stop them, so yeah they should die. Especially if they try to start a new band and think they can be as good.

[rocknrollfries]

Well course they aren't legally but kids can't even write up simple contracts so what the hell d'they know? Nathin. They gatta learn the hard way what happens when you don't listen to laws. You die. You go ta court, and then you die.

[dethsentence]

Oh, right, yeah. That's why the judge has that hammer thing, I think. That's what he attacks you with to kill you if you do a crime, unless you do a really bad crime. You get electrocuted for that.

[rocknrollfries]

Man, I'm glad we gat Affdensen on our side. [Laugh]

[dethsentence]

Yeah, not that anyone'd ever convict me of a crime anyways. That judge would be so murdered by our fans.

[ttlyisabard]

Oh that's your voice? It's really deep. I liked Fansong ... though that's ironic I guess.

Your music would be really good to bring an enemy army down ...