[4] Goldenrod / 4th Wall Post [Action & Video]

[ttlyahero]

[The feed clicks on with America still in a Chicken Suit from Billy's world. He was in Ecruteak a minute ago, helping Billy out when suddenly he's back in Goldenrod.

Unfortunately, that means he'd just been about to hit a crow when the glitch happens, and all that power ends up hitting a wall of one of the buildings instead.

Oops.His hand ends

Comments

[meatysoviet]

...

[OWCH. That actually looks like it hurt. Alot.

He'll just watch for a few moments before-]

What in shit are you wearing?

[Because your wardrobe is the obvious priority here. Obviously.]

[ttlyahero]

[Hey man. It did, unfortunately he wasn't expecting it either, which is why he's a little dizzy. He's not going to show that though.]

Dunno, Billy said it'd help defeat the crows though.

[meatysoviet]

... Billy?

... Crows?

[... What the hell did he drink last night?]

[ttlyahero]

Billy! [He sighs.] The kid who wears this suit usually. The evil creatures in his world are called crows, so we were beating them up!

[...It does seem that way, doesn't it.]

[meatysoviet]

... I am obviously still asleep and dreaming. Obviously.

[Because seriously what the fuck is this?]

[ttlyahero]

[Deadpanning forever.]

You better not be, I don't want to be in your dreams.

[No. Not dreaming. EVERYTHING IS JUST FUCKED UP OKAY?]

[meatysoviet]

Do not want you in my dreams either!

Fuck off!! Out of my dreams, shoo!

[BECAUSE EWWWW THANKS FOR MAKING HIM REALISE HE'S DREAMING ABOUT YOU... In a chicken suit.

... is this some fucked up suppressed fetish he didn't even know about surfacing? He hopes not.]

[ttlyahero]

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT IT ISN'T! You're not dreaming! Shut up!

[Oh god, he isn't even the one who suggested it!

Sob Russia. America really hopes not too. All the disturbances. ALL OF THEM.]