. . .

[ttleclipseofthe]

... I really.

Really.

Really hate water.

You can rescue yourself, 'Vy, I ain't tryin' again.

An' if anyone says anythin' about April Fools and then spritzes me, you'll find my sense of humour kiiiinda lacking. Got that memorized?

Yay.

((ooc: I WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO ANSWER COMMENTS UNTIL TOMORROW, lol I suck and I'm sorry))

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

Fine. Then fucking leave me here.

[upyourscolonel]

We're not forcing you to stay indefinitely, numb nuts.

[sexy_and_skorty]

THEN LET ME FUCKING LEAVE.

[upyourscolonel]

I will let you leave. You can stand to wait a couple days until I get back. If you would chill the fuck out and act civil, this would go a lot smoother for all of us.

[sexy_and_skorty]

No human deserves any civility.

Not from me.

[upyourscolonel]

You're no different than me, Envy. Stop acting like you're all high and mighty.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Don't make the mistake of comparing you to myself, Fullmetal Shit. I'm far better than you could imagine.

[upyourscolonel]

You've compared me to you yourself. Don't be a hypocrite.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Your human faults to my strengths.

But we're hardly alike.

[upyourscolonel]

You said I was just like you. Not physically, obviously.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Our similarities are part of what make you weak.

MY AIM IS FUCKED GODDAMMIT ARGH

[upyourscolonel]

That really doesn't make sense.

GET ON MEEBO OR SOMETHING

[sexy_and_skorty]

You chose to cling onto the hope that the same bastard who abandoned us both would ever make up for what he'd done.

I knew better.

I FIXED IT

[upyourscolonel]

No. I don't believe he can ever truly compensate us for leaving us.

The important thing is that he's trying, and he's willing to be here for us now. I haven't forgiven him for what he's done. But if I were to abandon him the way he abandoned me, I'd just be a hypocrite. And I don't want to be like him.

GOOD

[sexy_and_skorty]

Trying?

You think that's ever good enough?

After what he did to me do you think I'll ever be so fucking willing to give him that chance to do it again? Or give him the chance to clear that guilt-ridden conscience of his?

You think I want to make him happy?

You can fucking have him.

[upyourscolonel]

If we never forgive him, then all he can do is try.

Yes, I do believe that you are justified to hold a grudge. But is it making you happy? Is carrying this hate with you really what you want? Would you still be this angry if he wasn't trying to prove himself to you?