Marriage Mayhem
Title: Marriage Mayhem
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Buffy, Harry Potter
Challenge: TtHDrabble #013: Weddings that Weren't
Characters: Willow, Spike, Ministry of Magic
Summary: Because of her time at the Devon coven, Willow is part of the Magic World and affected by the Ministry's Marriage Law.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this drabble, I wish I did, but I don’t.
Note: I've been sick and this is the best I could come up with, any bizarness is blamed upon my illness.
Willow read the ministry letter announcing her bethrol to one Draco Malfoy.
Would Spike’s claim count as a superseding event? She thought as she read the fine print. She grabbed the phone and quickly dialed Angel’s number.
“Angel, can you claim right of sire? I need out of a prearranged marriage and only a prior claim will supersede it.”
There was silence on the other end. Finally a familiar British voice spoke. “What the bloody hell did you say to send Paingel into brood mode?”
“Spike!?!” Willow exclaimed in shock.
“Yeah it’s me. I’m a bloody ghost.” He sighed. “So what’d you tell Peaches?”
“I asked him to claim right of sire on your just-chipped promise so I can get out of the stupid marriage the Ministry of Magic’s arranged for me to a Draco Malfoy.”
“I’ll stand by my word Red, although I’m even more neutered than before.” Spike said. “’sides, my claims stronger especially since he’s family-Malfoy was me mum’s maiden name-I probably can use a variation of droid du seigneur if needed.”
“Thanks.”
Several days later Willow received another letter. Due to William the Bloody’s prior claim your bethrol to Draco Malfoy has been revoked.
Word Count: 200
Fandom: Buffy, Harry Potter
Challenge: TtHDrabble #013: Weddings that Weren't
Characters: Willow, Spike, Ministry of Magic
Summary: Because of her time at the Devon coven, Willow is part of the Magic World and affected by the Ministry's Marriage Law.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this drabble, I wish I did, but I don’t.
Note: I've been sick and this is the best I could come up with, any bizarness is blamed upon my illness.
Willow read the ministry letter announcing her bethrol to one Draco Malfoy.
Would Spike’s claim count as a superseding event? She thought as she read the fine print. She grabbed the phone and quickly dialed Angel’s number.
“Angel, can you claim right of sire? I need out of a prearranged marriage and only a prior claim will supersede it.”
There was silence on the other end. Finally a familiar British voice spoke. “What the bloody hell did you say to send Paingel into brood mode?”
“Spike!?!” Willow exclaimed in shock.
“Yeah it’s me. I’m a bloody ghost.” He sighed. “So what’d you tell Peaches?”
“I asked him to claim right of sire on your just-chipped promise so I can get out of the stupid marriage the Ministry of Magic’s arranged for me to a Draco Malfoy.”
“I’ll stand by my word Red, although I’m even more neutered than before.” Spike said. “’sides, my claims stronger especially since he’s family-Malfoy was me mum’s maiden name-I probably can use a variation of droid du seigneur if needed.”
“Thanks.”
Several days later Willow received another letter. Due to William the Bloody’s prior claim your bethrol to Draco Malfoy has been revoked.