Gorgeous and Blonde, His Weakness, No Headology
Title: Gorgeous and Blonde
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Stephanie Plum
Challenge: #000
Notes: figured I'd give this a go.
She's gorgeous and blonde. Why is every woman Ranger knows
gorgeous and blonde?
How do they know each other? Not through the army. She's not
scary looking, she's way too small... so no through Bounty
Hunting either.
They're just standing there, like they're waiting for
something... oops, that would be me.
"Hi. Stephanie Plum."
I stick my hand out, she takes it, a smile on her face.
"Buffy Summers."
Buffy?! I smile back, it's hard no to, and not just because of
her name.
"I knew this lug back in the 'Dale, years ago."
This lug?
"I'm starting over."
Title: His Weakness
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Sharpe
Challenge: #000
Notes: I've been reading way too much Sharpe recently.
"Oh Richard."
"Ma'am."
This boy is so easy. I thought he'd be a challenge. I had heard
he was a brilliant soldier, that nothing could keep him down. He
and that awful Irishman, nothing like my own Angelus, were
supposed to be unstoppable, capturing an Eagle was nothing to
them.
I so wanted the challenge.
"How can I ever repay you?"
I try not to roll my eyes.
"It was nothing ma'am."
Nothing?! What I had him do was nothing?
My Angelus is looming in the background, time to begin again.
"Goodbye then. Richard."
I found his weakness. Women.
Title: No Headology
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Discworld
Challenge: #000
Notes: just one more...
"It's nonsense it is, it's not real witching, no headology
anywhere."
"Granny."
"She didn't even believe in the hat."
"Granny."
"She wants to start over? She's not even trying."
"Just because she's more powerful than you."
"Excuse me!"
"Nothing Granny."
"She even picked a silly name, Willow, needs a good name, what's
wrong with Esme or Gytha?"
"Nothing Granny."
*knock* *knock*
"Hey Esme, Gytha, Magrat."
"No respect that girl."
"Did you say something Esme?"
"It's Granny Weatherwax to you girl."
"I'm so sorry Granny Weatherwax. The Disc is so unlike Earth,
I'll try not... would you like a cookie?"
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Stephanie Plum
Challenge: #000
Notes: figured I'd give this a go.
She's gorgeous and blonde. Why is every woman Ranger knows
gorgeous and blonde?
How do they know each other? Not through the army. She's not
scary looking, she's way too small... so no through Bounty
Hunting either.
They're just standing there, like they're waiting for
something... oops, that would be me.
"Hi. Stephanie Plum."
I stick my hand out, she takes it, a smile on her face.
"Buffy Summers."
Buffy?! I smile back, it's hard no to, and not just because of
her name.
"I knew this lug back in the 'Dale, years ago."
This lug?
"I'm starting over."
Title: His Weakness
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Sharpe
Challenge: #000
Notes: I've been reading way too much Sharpe recently.
"Oh Richard."
"Ma'am."
This boy is so easy. I thought he'd be a challenge. I had heard
he was a brilliant soldier, that nothing could keep him down. He
and that awful Irishman, nothing like my own Angelus, were
supposed to be unstoppable, capturing an Eagle was nothing to
them.
I so wanted the challenge.
"How can I ever repay you?"
I try not to roll my eyes.
"It was nothing ma'am."
Nothing?! What I had him do was nothing?
My Angelus is looming in the background, time to begin again.
"Goodbye then. Richard."
I found his weakness. Women.
Title: No Headology
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Discworld
Challenge: #000
Notes: just one more...
"It's nonsense it is, it's not real witching, no headology
anywhere."
"Granny."
"She didn't even believe in the hat."
"Granny."
"She wants to start over? She's not even trying."
"Just because she's more powerful than you."
"Excuse me!"
"Nothing Granny."
"She even picked a silly name, Willow, needs a good name, what's
wrong with Esme or Gytha?"
"Nothing Granny."
*knock* *knock*
"Hey Esme, Gytha, Magrat."
"No respect that girl."
"Did you say something Esme?"
"It's Granny Weatherwax to you girl."
"I'm so sorry Granny Weatherwax. The Disc is so unlike Earth,
I'll try not... would you like a cookie?"