Challenge #94
Title: Legen-wait for it-dary!
Word count: 100
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother/Buffy
Challenge: #94 - be my valentine
Summary: Anya sits alone on Valentine's Day in MacLaren's.
Disclaimer: Craig Thomas and Carter Bays own "How I Met Your Mother," Joss owns "Buffy," I own nothing.
Anya hated Valentine's Day, now that she was human. Sitting in a crowded New York pub, she glared at the happy couples. They might be happy now, but sooner or later, one of those women would be ready to make a wish to curse the male she was with.
"I hate to see a pretty lady so upset," a good-looking man said, sitting next to Anya. "What do you say I make it all better?"
"If you mean with multiple orgasms, then yes," Anya said, standing up. "If not, go away."
Barney Stinson smiled. This was going to be legendary.
Word count: 100
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother/Buffy
Challenge: #94 - be my valentine
Summary: Anya sits alone on Valentine's Day in MacLaren's.
Disclaimer: Craig Thomas and Carter Bays own "How I Met Your Mother," Joss owns "Buffy," I own nothing.
Anya hated Valentine's Day, now that she was human. Sitting in a crowded New York pub, she glared at the happy couples. They might be happy now, but sooner or later, one of those women would be ready to make a wish to curse the male she was with.
"I hate to see a pretty lady so upset," a good-looking man said, sitting next to Anya. "What do you say I make it all better?"
"If you mean with multiple orgasms, then yes," Anya said, standing up. "If not, go away."
Barney Stinson smiled. This was going to be legendary.