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Title: Harry Potter Can Kiss It
Author: Jmaria
Rating: FR-15
Fandom: BtVS/The Covenant
Words: 100
Challenge: 50. Going for a ride
Disclaimer: I do not own Covenant or BtVS
Dawn’s eyes widened at her boyfriend’s shocking admission. The two grinning man-witches were enjoying her shock with far too much amusement. She was sitting in the back seat of a vehicle that had done the impossible. Allegedly.
“There is no way you two pulled a Harry Potter.”
“Hate to burst your bubble, sweetcakes, but we did,” Reid sneered at his friend’s girl. “Flew it right over the stupid cops’ heads.”
“Okay, Malfoy-wanna-be, prove it,” Dawn raised a brow in challenge. “Levitate it now.”
“Uh, we can’t,” Tyler admitted, much to Reid’s annoyance. “Not without Caleb and Pogue.”
“Sure, you can’t.”
Title: Safest Thing
Author: Jmaria
Rating: FR-15
Fandom: BtVS/Dark Angel
Words: 100
Challenge: 50. Going for a ride
Disclaimer: I do not own DA or BtVS
“There is no way in hell I’m getting on it. That thing is not safe.”
“It’s the safest thing you’ll ever have between your legs,” Alec smirked at Kit Holburn in a way that made her want to slap him or kiss him. Jury was still out on that.
“You stole that line from Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, you transgenic pain in my ass.”
“Funny, I thought I only did that for Max. Now get on the damn bike,” Alec snapped.
“If you crash and kill me, I’m so Poltergeisting you,” Kit muttered.
“I live in mortal fear.”
“Ass.”