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so, my so-called drug dealer, mike, blows. sorry-ass pun intended.
i called him up at the store friday. i figured if i was gonna work new yr's eve, maybe i'd have a little fun doing it. no go. then, he tells me after the fact the only thing he coulda got me was methadone...which, come to think of it, was better known after the fact.
then, this morning at work, the only white guy in the world named tyrone pulls me aside to tell me a joke. yes, i should've stayed on task, but whatever. mike is not our manager...we wanted to get out of there as much as he did...still, a minute or so is not going to kill. so, mike says, "tyrone, come on. let's get to work" ...then to me, "if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem" !!! wtholyf? what board meeting crawled up his ass and died? seriously...
i called him up at the store friday. i figured if i was gonna work new yr's eve, maybe i'd have a little fun doing it. no go. then, he tells me after the fact the only thing he coulda got me was methadone...which, come to think of it, was better known after the fact.
then, this morning at work, the only white guy in the world named tyrone pulls me aside to tell me a joke. yes, i should've stayed on task, but whatever. mike is not our manager...we wanted to get out of there as much as he did...still, a minute or so is not going to kill. so, mike says, "tyrone, come on. let's get to work" ...then to me, "if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem" !!! wtholyf? what board meeting crawled up his ass and died? seriously...