ROFL I STILL DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
1. Jin
2. Tegoshi
3. Ryo
4. Tsuyoshi
5. Ohno
6. Koyama
7. Shige
8. Yasu
9. Subaru
10. Yoko
11. Hina
12. Ohkura
WHY AM I SO KANJANI8 BIASED RIGHT NOW.
1) If Eight [Yasu] was involved with both Seven [Shige] and Four [Tsuyoshi] how would Seven [Shige] and Four [Tsuyoshi] react when they found out about one another?
They would both go wtf.
2) Two [Tegoshi] and Five [Ohno] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Eleven [Hina] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because Eleven [Hina] is in love with Five [Ohno] and cannot let them marry Two [Tegoshi]. Does Five [Ohno] go back to Eleven [Hina] or stay with Two [Tegoshi]?
I love Hina to death, but anyone would stay with Tegoslut. Tough luck, pal. Imagine the voices on those Oh
3) Seven [Shige] has a phobia that involves One [Jin]. What is the phobia?
The fear of becoming a dumb slut overnight 8Dv
4) Nine [Subaru] and Twelve [Ohkura] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Nine [Subaru] pick and what movie does Twelve [Ohkura] pick? Is twelve [Ohkura] happy with Nine's [Subaru's] pick and vice versa?
One word: porn.
5) Ten [Yoko] is in an unhappy relationship with Four [Tsuyoshi] and realizes that he/she should be with Two [Tegoshi] instead.
I am not surprised, you guys. Tegoslut.
6) Three [Ryo] is pregnant with Nine's [Subaru's] baby. How does Five [Ohno] react?
He doesn't give a shit. Because he's busy doing Nino.
7) Does Number Three [Ryo] handle commitments well?
YES. RYOTEGO. IT'S BEEN YEARS AND RYO *ADORES* TEGOSHI.
8) If Number Twelve [Ohkura] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
NYMPHO BECAUSE THAT IS ALL THAT IS POSSIBLE IN RAINY. He'd probably be narcissistic to the point of it being unhealthy. He's so pretty D:
9) One [Jin] sees Four [Tsuyoshi] with Eight [Yasu] and knows that Eight [Yasu] is involved with Six [Koyama]. Does One [Jin] tell Six [Koyama] that Eight [Yasu] is cheating or does Six [Koyama] deserve to find out on their own?
He wouldn't tell him. First because Tsuyo/Yasu SHOULD NOT EXIST (..neither should Koyama/Yasu BUT STILL) abd second because Koyama would have a heart attack ._. If no one tells him, he'll probably never realize. It's Koyama.
10) Eleven [Hina] is set up by Ten [Yoko] on a blind date with Seven [Shige]. Does the date go smoothly, or has Eleven [Hina] decided that he/she wants to kill Ten [Yoko] before the date has ended?
HARD TO DECIDE. On the one hand, since Shige is sane and not dumb, it would be a change from the rest of Kanjani8 XD But on the other hand, it could bore Hina to death. I think he would find a way to go HAHAHAHAHAHAHA about everything Shige says (without understanding half of it) since that's how he is.
11) Two [Tegoshi] and Three [Ryo] have been dating for a year. Where does Two [Tegoshi] choose to pop the question?
ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE. RYO WOULD SAY YES ANYWAY.
Tegoshi: HEY BBY MARRY ME.
Ryo: *_______________* TEGO-NYAN
12) Nine [Subaru] wants to end their relationship with Five [Ohno]. How does Nine [Subaru] choose to do so? Heartbroken Five [Ohno] has a one night stand with Three [Ryo].
WTF OHNO IS SUCH A SLUT. WHAT HAPPENED TO OHMIYA ;_; Subaru would probably find a nice way to do it. Write a song or something.
Naruse/Sousuke always turned me on. Oh, the mindfuckery.
13) Eleven [Hina] and Twelve [Ohkura] are married. How does Twelve [Ohkura] handle Eleven's [Hina's] death?
He would bawl. A lot. Then a DEVASTATED!Kanjani8 orgy would ensue. Even Uchi would be there.
14) If there was one thing Seven [Shige] could change about their life what would it be?
Taking away Tego's win and making it his.
15) If Five [Ohno] could say anything to Ten [Yoko] what would they say?
Plz get your yellow dude away from Nino.
16) A drunken Eight [Yasu] comes home and finds One [Jin] in bed with Eleven [Hina]. How does Eight [Yasu] react?
He'd join. 8Dv
17) Is a sweet love scene between Six [Koyama] and Nine [Subaru] possible?
NO. Subaru belongs with the Kanjani8 orgies, yes?
18) Seven [Shige] and Four [Tsuyoshi] are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
I can't come up with anything. The only thing I can think about is NEWS' 2003 appearance on DK where Shige shows his bellybutton.
Shige: It's beautiful, isn't it? ^^
Tsuyoshi: It kind of has a "hmm" feel to it.
19) Is a happily ever after possible for One [Jin] and Twelve [Ohkura]?
If Ryo doesn't kill Jin first or make Ohkura dump him by getting Ohkura to think he's fat, maybe.
20) Four [Tsuyoshi] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? Six [Koyama] or Five [Ohno]?
Ohno. FISH OBSESSED SEX.
21) If Seven [Shige] had to be stuck on a island with Two [Tegoshi] or Three [Ryo] which would Seven [Shige] choose? Why?
Both would drive him mental, but Ryo is probably a better choice. He'd be somewhat useful. If he brought Tego, Tego would just sit around and -- WAIT, IF HE BROUGHT TEGO, HE COULD USE HIS GODLIKE POWERS AND GET A SHIP TO MIRACULOUSLY SAVE THEM BECAUSE THEY STARVE TO DEATH.
22) One [Jin] and Two [Tegoshi] are romantically involved when One's [Nino’s] original love, Eleven [Hina] returns from the dead. How does One [Nino] handle the person's return?
He screams. And flails. And screams. And has more sex with Tegoshi.
23) Nine [Subaru] is forced to choose who will live between Three [Ryo] and Six [Koyama]. Which one does Nine [Subaru] choose to live?
Subaru would tell Koyama to choke on K8's member-ai. And keep Ryo because the sex is better with Yellow Ranger.
IT HURTS TO EVEN THINK ABOUT KOYAMA BEING DEAD. ;_______;
24) Seven [Shige] falls in love with Eight [Yasu]. When Seven [Shige] gets the opportunity to be with Eight [Yasu] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that Eight [Yasu] is only using him/her to get close to Two [Tegoshi].
ROFL POOR SHIGE. TEGOD SWOOPS IN AGAIN AND MAKES HIS LIFE MISERABLE. AS ALWAYS.
2. Tegoshi
3. Ryo
4. Tsuyoshi
5. Ohno
6. Koyama
7. Shige
8. Yasu
9. Subaru
10. Yoko
11. Hina
12. Ohkura
WHY AM I SO KANJANI8 BIASED RIGHT NOW.
1) If Eight [Yasu] was involved with both Seven [Shige] and Four [Tsuyoshi] how would Seven [Shige] and Four [Tsuyoshi] react when they found out about one another?
They would both go wtf.
2) Two [Tegoshi] and Five [Ohno] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Eleven [Hina] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because Eleven [Hina] is in love with Five [Ohno] and cannot let them marry Two [Tegoshi]. Does Five [Ohno] go back to Eleven [Hina] or stay with Two [Tegoshi]?
I love Hina to death, but anyone would stay with Tegoslut. Tough luck, pal. Imagine the voices on those Oh
3) Seven [Shige] has a phobia that involves One [Jin]. What is the phobia?
The fear of becoming a dumb slut overnight 8Dv
4) Nine [Subaru] and Twelve [Ohkura] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Nine [Subaru] pick and what movie does Twelve [Ohkura] pick? Is twelve [Ohkura] happy with Nine's [Subaru's] pick and vice versa?
One word: porn.
5) Ten [Yoko] is in an unhappy relationship with Four [Tsuyoshi] and realizes that he/she should be with Two [Tegoshi] instead.
I am not surprised, you guys. Tegoslut.
6) Three [Ryo] is pregnant with Nine's [Subaru's] baby. How does Five [Ohno] react?
He doesn't give a shit. Because he's busy doing Nino.
7) Does Number Three [Ryo] handle commitments well?
YES. RYOTEGO. IT'S BEEN YEARS AND RYO *ADORES* TEGOSHI.
8) If Number Twelve [Ohkura] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
NYMPHO BECAUSE THAT IS ALL THAT IS POSSIBLE IN RAINY. He'd probably be narcissistic to the point of it being unhealthy. He's so pretty D:
9) One [Jin] sees Four [Tsuyoshi] with Eight [Yasu] and knows that Eight [Yasu] is involved with Six [Koyama]. Does One [Jin] tell Six [Koyama] that Eight [Yasu] is cheating or does Six [Koyama] deserve to find out on their own?
He wouldn't tell him. First because Tsuyo/Yasu SHOULD NOT EXIST (..neither should Koyama/Yasu BUT STILL) abd second because Koyama would have a heart attack ._. If no one tells him, he'll probably never realize. It's Koyama.
10) Eleven [Hina] is set up by Ten [Yoko] on a blind date with Seven [Shige]. Does the date go smoothly, or has Eleven [Hina] decided that he/she wants to kill Ten [Yoko] before the date has ended?
HARD TO DECIDE. On the one hand, since Shige is sane and not dumb, it would be a change from the rest of Kanjani8 XD But on the other hand, it could bore Hina to death. I think he would find a way to go HAHAHAHAHAHAHA about everything Shige says (without understanding half of it) since that's how he is.
11) Two [Tegoshi] and Three [Ryo] have been dating for a year. Where does Two [Tegoshi] choose to pop the question?
ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE. RYO WOULD SAY YES ANYWAY.
Tegoshi: HEY BBY MARRY ME.
Ryo: *_______________* TEGO-NYAN
12) Nine [Subaru] wants to end their relationship with Five [Ohno]. How does Nine [Subaru] choose to do so? Heartbroken Five [Ohno] has a one night stand with Three [Ryo].
WTF OHNO IS SUCH A SLUT. WHAT HAPPENED TO OHMIYA ;_; Subaru would probably find a nice way to do it. Write a song or something.
Naruse/Sousuke always turned me on. Oh, the mindfuckery.
13) Eleven [Hina] and Twelve [Ohkura] are married. How does Twelve [Ohkura] handle Eleven's [Hina's] death?
He would bawl. A lot. Then a DEVASTATED!Kanjani8 orgy would ensue. Even Uchi would be there.
14) If there was one thing Seven [Shige] could change about their life what would it be?
Taking away Tego's win and making it his.
15) If Five [Ohno] could say anything to Ten [Yoko] what would they say?
Plz get your yellow dude away from Nino.
16) A drunken Eight [Yasu] comes home and finds One [Jin] in bed with Eleven [Hina]. How does Eight [Yasu] react?
He'd join. 8Dv
17) Is a sweet love scene between Six [Koyama] and Nine [Subaru] possible?
NO. Subaru belongs with the Kanjani8 orgies, yes?
18) Seven [Shige] and Four [Tsuyoshi] are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
I can't come up with anything. The only thing I can think about is NEWS' 2003 appearance on DK where Shige shows his bellybutton.
Shige: It's beautiful, isn't it? ^^
Tsuyoshi: It kind of has a "hmm" feel to it.
19) Is a happily ever after possible for One [Jin] and Twelve [Ohkura]?
If Ryo doesn't kill Jin first or make Ohkura dump him by getting Ohkura to think he's fat, maybe.
20) Four [Tsuyoshi] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? Six [Koyama] or Five [Ohno]?
Ohno. FISH OBSESSED SEX.
21) If Seven [Shige] had to be stuck on a island with Two [Tegoshi] or Three [Ryo] which would Seven [Shige] choose? Why?
Both would drive him mental, but Ryo is probably a better choice. He'd be somewhat useful. If he brought Tego, Tego would just sit around and -- WAIT, IF HE BROUGHT TEGO, HE COULD USE HIS GODLIKE POWERS AND GET A SHIP TO MIRACULOUSLY SAVE THEM BECAUSE THEY STARVE TO DEATH.
22) One [Jin] and Two [Tegoshi] are romantically involved when One's [Nino’s] original love, Eleven [Hina] returns from the dead. How does One [Nino] handle the person's return?
He screams. And flails. And screams. And has more sex with Tegoshi.
23) Nine [Subaru] is forced to choose who will live between Three [Ryo] and Six [Koyama]. Which one does Nine [Subaru] choose to live?
Subaru would tell Koyama to choke on K8's member-ai. And keep Ryo because the sex is better with Yellow Ranger.
IT HURTS TO EVEN THINK ABOUT KOYAMA BEING DEAD. ;_______;
24) Seven [Shige] falls in love with Eight [Yasu]. When Seven [Shige] gets the opportunity to be with Eight [Yasu] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that Eight [Yasu] is only using him/her to get close to Two [Tegoshi].
ROFL POOR SHIGE. TEGOD SWOOPS IN AGAIN AND MAKES HIS LIFE MISERABLE. AS ALWAYS.