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Um, remember the unbelievable fun I had with the 12 peeps meme? Well, I just found a similar one while lurkin'
venus_aurea 's journal for a pic of Pi's moobs. But I just started reading the whole thing and got carried away.
Pick 12 random (OR NOT SO RANDOM IN MY CASE. I'M NOT RE-DOING THE PEDOPHILIA MISTAKE WITH RYOSUKE.) slashable characters in any order:
1. Jin
2. Tsuyoshi
3. Tegoshi
4. Ryo
5. Ueda
6. Subaru
7. Yamab00b
8. Maru (…N)
9. Massu
10. Koichi
11. Shige
12. Koyama
Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist? [Koichi]
fakjafdskjgs YES. He's probably both, lmfao.
2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to? [Shige]
EVERYONE. Koyama, Ryo, Jin, he's JE's smart bitch.
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5? [Tegoshi or Ueda]
Ueda. They both look girly, but Ueda's damn fine ;D And I always have the hots for boxers.
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you? [Jin or Ryo]
JIN. Ryo's hot, but Jin is PRETTY MUCH the love of my life. So.
5. 12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter. [Koyama and Tsuyoshi]
LOLOLOLOLOL IDK.
Koyama: So…are you positive now, senpai?
Tsuyoshi: Unf unf unf
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures? [Shige]
I WANT TO. But this is JE. And he's neither Yamab00b or Ryo, so just shirtless. T___T
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it? [Ueda and Massu]
Hmm. A gym, probably. *shot* Idk there would be muscles and sweat and mmmmmm. Lolz I'd probably end up writing it DX
8. When 12 masturbates, they think about... [Koyama]
MEMBER-AI.
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy? [Shige]
FGMFLH EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH DIRTY SM SHIT.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be? [Koyama/Yamab00b/Jin]
It's better with the sluts. I wouldn't write it because I'm a retard when it comes to porn, but I would very much like to read it 8D The warnings would probably be crack and Koyama sucking on everyone's member-ai
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6? [Tsuyoshi or Subaru]
TSUYOSHI. SAMGDKMHF DIRTY THOUGHTS *____*
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate? [Shige and Tegoshi]
Tegoshi. Without a doubt. Shige would turn red for a second, go "VKBFKMF" then confuse everyone with his smart theories and lead them into believing Tegoshi's being crazy again. Hell, it's Tegoshi, no one would believe him in the first place.
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish? [Yamab00b (7) and Ueda (5)]
Hmm. HMMM. I can just think about how Pi and Ueda getting it on will be a disaster.
14. Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together. [Ryo and Koyama]
Gah. Chocolate. Then Tegomass would pop up and sing "CHOCORATO! 8D"
15. 8 and 4 are in a full time relationship. Who's the top? [Maru and Ryo]
LOLOLOL RYO.
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge? [Massu]
…anything that would involve bugs.
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if they had 8 naked, willing and able in their bed? [Maru (8) and Ueda (5)]
DAFFSBGKKMHB I'D DO HIM. MARU. I. *DEAD BRAIN* *_____*
Ueda would do the same. Oh yes.
18. What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends? [Koichi and Ryo]
Ryo wouldn't tell anyone that he's the uke.
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare their eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say? [Koichi and Massu]
On his thigh. Near his crotch. "We are as close as takoyaki in a pack" (Because he seemed to think it was very amusing in the K8 appearance on DK).
20. Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic they write have? [Tsuyoshi (2), Shige (11), and Subaru (6)]
Shige's kansai-ben seems to be good enough for Subaru's pants.
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react? [Tsuyoshi and Maru]
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHHA. He'd probably shrug and say, "Well, senpai really is a Johnny's ne."
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him/her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
Massu and Jin (ASDFMGR'HB) are having a quickie in a broom closet when Maru (FSGKMBVDKMBG THE POOR MAN) walks in on them. Naturally enough, Maru joins in (…he has an odd relationship with Massu), first paging Tegoshi (AHAHA.) who's in the middle of fucking Ueda (AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) into the mattress. Tegoshi abandons Ueda on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Ueda, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Ryo (…OOC!) attempts to rescue him. But Ueda will have none of t, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles (THIS IS THE PLACE FOR HIATUSING KAT-TUN MEMBERS LOLOLOL), where Koichi is one of his regular clients.
GFGFKLH JULIO, MIYU AND FLIP SHOULD TOTES DO IT BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS TOO FUN AND I WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
venus_aurea 's journal for a pic of Pi's moobs. But I just started reading the whole thing and got carried away.
Pick 12 random (OR NOT SO RANDOM IN MY CASE. I'M NOT RE-DOING THE PEDOPHILIA MISTAKE WITH RYOSUKE.) slashable characters in any order:
1. Jin
2. Tsuyoshi
3. Tegoshi
4. Ryo
5. Ueda
6. Subaru
7. Yamab00b
8. Maru (…N)
9. Massu
10. Koichi
11. Shige
12. Koyama
Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!
1. Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist? [Koichi]
fakjafdskjgs YES. He's probably both, lmfao.
2. Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to? [Shige]
EVERYONE. Koyama, Ryo, Jin, he's JE's smart bitch.
3. Would you rather do 3 or 5? [Tegoshi or Ueda]
Ueda. They both look girly, but Ueda's damn fine ;D And I always have the hots for boxers.
4. Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you? [Jin or Ryo]
JIN. Ryo's hot, but Jin is PRETTY MUCH the love of my life. So.
5. 12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter. [Koyama and Tsuyoshi]
LOLOLOLOLOL IDK.
Koyama: So…are you positive now, senpai?
Tsuyoshi: Unf unf unf
6. How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures? [Shige]
I WANT TO. But this is JE. And he's neither Yamab00b or Ryo, so just shirtless. T___T
7. Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it? [Ueda and Massu]
Hmm. A gym, probably. *shot* Idk there would be muscles and sweat and mmmmmm. Lolz I'd probably end up writing it DX
8. When 12 masturbates, they think about... [Koyama]
MEMBER-AI.
9. What is 11's favorite sex toy? [Shige]
FGMFLH EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH DIRTY SM SHIT.
10. Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be? [Koyama/Yamab00b/Jin]
It's better with the sluts. I wouldn't write it because I'm a retard when it comes to porn, but I would very much like to read it 8D The warnings would probably be crack and Koyama sucking on everyone's member-ai
11. Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6? [Tsuyoshi or Subaru]
TSUYOSHI. SAMGDKMHF DIRTY THOUGHTS *____*
12. If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate? [Shige and Tegoshi]
Tegoshi. Without a doubt. Shige would turn red for a second, go "VKBFKMF" then confuse everyone with his smart theories and lead them into believing Tegoshi's being crazy again. Hell, it's Tegoshi, no one would believe him in the first place.
13. As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish? [Yamab00b (7) and Ueda (5)]
Hmm. HMMM. I can just think about how Pi and Ueda getting it on will be a disaster.
14. Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together. [Ryo and Koyama]
Gah. Chocolate. Then Tegomass would pop up and sing "CHOCORATO! 8D"
15. 8 and 4 are in a full time relationship. Who's the top? [Maru and Ryo]
LOLOLOL RYO.
16. Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge? [Massu]
…anything that would involve bugs.
17. What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if they had 8 naked, willing and able in their bed? [Maru (8) and Ueda (5)]
DAFFSBGKKMHB I'D DO HIM. MARU. I. *DEAD BRAIN* *_____*
Ueda would do the same. Oh yes.
18. What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends? [Koichi and Ryo]
Ryo wouldn't tell anyone that he's the uke.
19. 10 gets a tattoo to declare their eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say? [Koichi and Massu]
On his thigh. Near his crotch. "We are as close as takoyaki in a pack" (Because he seemed to think it was very amusing in the K8 appearance on DK).
20. Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic they write have? [Tsuyoshi (2), Shige (11), and Subaru (6)]
Shige's kansai-ben seems to be good enough for Subaru's pants.
21. If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react? [Tsuyoshi and Maru]
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHHA. He'd probably shrug and say, "Well, senpai really is a Johnny's ne."
22. And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him/her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.
Massu and Jin (ASDFMGR'HB) are having a quickie in a broom closet when Maru (FSGKMBVDKMBG THE POOR MAN) walks in on them. Naturally enough, Maru joins in (…he has an odd relationship with Massu), first paging Tegoshi (AHAHA.) who's in the middle of fucking Ueda (AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) into the mattress. Tegoshi abandons Ueda on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Ueda, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Ryo (…OOC!) attempts to rescue him. But Ueda will have none of t, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles (THIS IS THE PLACE FOR HIATUSING KAT-TUN MEMBERS LOLOLOL), where Koichi is one of his regular clients.
GFGFKLH JULIO, MIYU AND FLIP SHOULD TOTES DO IT BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS TOO FUN AND I WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.