Skydiving

Oct 24, 2004 21:48

Mic: Ok... today we're going skydiving!

Diazz& Nobu: ALRIGHT!

Mic: Nobu, you'll work the camera. Diazz, you'll shoot me with paintballs while falling from 10,000 feet in the sky! I'll be in my wheelchair and when i land i'll speed off, up the ramp and jump through the fiery hoop of death, and over the spiky snake pit, and land safely on the other side!

Nobu: All i have to do is record this right?

Mic: Right. And Diazz, you know what you have to do?

Diazz: OK!

Mic, Nobu, and Diazz jump out of the plane and plunge directly towards the ground. Mic in his wheelchair, ends up turning head first towards the Earth. At the same time they all deploy their parachutes!

Nobu's deploys perfectly without a hitch, Diazz's releases a giant rubber ducky, and Mic just didn't bring a parachute.

Mic and Diazz land with a BANG! And by the time Nobu lands 30 minutes later they're getting up and running towards the next part. Mic's wheelchair, badly bent, wobbles up the ramp,falls off the edge, and catches fire! Mic then rolls around and falls into the spiky snake pit setting the critters aflame and they begin biting while Mic flops around on the spikes.

Nobu: Are those... WATER MOCCASINS!?!

Diazz: Yea...*shoots*

nobu: Are'nt they the most poisonous in the world!?

Diazz: IDK... i found them in my back yard and thought they were gardeners. I hear they're tasty with sushi... *shoots Mic*
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