GENOCIDE MUWAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
On Wednesday like any other day I went out to go get the over night delivery from the 'dog house' as we call it. I get about half of the parts out of the dog house when i got stung in the ear by a wasp..... after a quick skirmish with the wasp in which realizing i had the upper hand in the matter he retreated, injured but still able to evade my reach by flying into the air. Not being satisfied with only injuring the insect that caused me an instant of pain and surprised I sought out his home base which i soon discovered was within the 'dog house'... they have claimed my territory as their own.... this means war!!! But upon seeing swarming hive I put aside my blind rage and decided I was going to need heavier artillery to win this battle. I immediately went back into the parts HQ and upon consulting with our veteran parts manager and retired army sergeant I formed an immediate plan of action. I chose my weapons, a can of break cleaner as close range defense- no insect can stand up to a direct shot of this for more than a second without making one final dive bomb to the ground. For my main assault I chose heavy duty engine gum cutter with a spray straw- this was the heavy duty assault weapon chosen specifically to take out the hive and any wasp within before they had a chance to figure out what was going on; I was about to bring out a lighter to make a devastating flame thrower that would instantly take out the whole hive but i decided it would be best not to burn down Freehold Chevy on a personal vendetta and also that my count as a weapon of mass destruction and I didn't feel like having Bush come after me. So now I had my weapons and and my battle plan, which was to attack before they have time to prepare their defenses.... I crept up to the 'dog house' the door left open from my previous recon mission, I was aware with all my senses there was no way they would get another sneak attack by me! I slowly moved foward.... twenty feet.... fifteen feet.... thirteen feet.... WASP!! 12 O'CLOCK!!!! the can of brake clean came up instantly... nozzle aimed... and... FIRE!!!! The vapor particles were sent flying out of the nozzle at a velocity that the wasp could not hope to escape. As the cloud enveloped the warrior I smelt the fear emanate off him (or it could have been the brake cleaner), he tried to turn tail and flee but he soon was making his final flight straight to the ground. he laid there writhing soon to be dead, I, now in hunting mode, smothered what was left of his life with my foot and went straight for the rest of the hive. Leading the way with the can of engine cleaner i started attacking right away straight for the hive soaking the whole nest in toxic liquid in mere seconds. The retaliation came swiftly. The lucky ones that did not get hit with my first attack instantly formed a counter attack wing flying straight toward me and freedom if they could make it past me. Thats when my can of brake clean came back up spraying a deadly mist right at the wave sending them scattering in a blind haze that eventually was concluded with their deaths. As I obliterated the counter attack wave i continued to soak down the main hive and thats when realized they had a back door escape route through the roof of the 'dog house'. I could not let any of these offenders escape!!! I quickly readjusted the angle of spray on the engine cleaner to shoot up through the hole which the cowards were trying to escape and as those few that had crawled up on to the roof and thought they were safe they were met with a heavy mist of brake clean so that what they thought was a breath of fresh air turned into their dying breath. The Hive was now dead there was no movement in or around all that had survived were those few lucky wasp that had been out on patrol I shot a few of those down as I surveyed the damage I had done, and I left those smart enough to stay out of range alive in witness of what had happened there that day in warning to any others that might try to attack me. Satisfied with the dead bodies all around me I continued to take the parts out of the dog house and then continued on with my day uneventfully.
I wonder if this is how hitler felt?
I wonder if this is how hitler felt?