Feb 25, 2011 14:36
[Phone]
Good Afternoon!
I thought I would call everyone to let you know how entertaining you all were on Valentine's day. Really, I'll never understand human's interests in falling in love like that. Human responsibilities, how amusing!
Ah, either way, I suppose you deserve a thank you for raising my mood a bit. I'll have to come up with a suitable present for the whole town. Please look forward to it, okay? I promise I won't disappoint you.
[Action]
*After that phone call is made Len decides that she is in such a good mood that she'll kill a drone.
She'll be serving afternoon tea right after she's done with the body. But that tea... really doesn't look like tea. Well that's because it isn't! It's blood from the drone she just killed. She also ground up his organs and baked them into small cute little pastries. Did I mention that she's eating all of this in broad daylight? Because she is. The tea is being served on her front porch and she's likely to ask anyone passing by to partake in her afternoon tea with her.
Will you accept or decline, Mayfield?*
!phone,
sort of a da,
!action,
chaotic evil