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Hey all. Been a while since I posted anything here, but Webs is being sort of dumb right now so I can't update MiSTBUSTERS. Decided to post my latest MiST here for the time being. YAY. This MiSt was done by me and my good friend Cheshire, and boy did we suffer during it. Prepair for some poorly developed, wooden description-laden fun!
Series: Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Author: Seshka
Title: New Beginnings
B Disclaimer:
I’m too poor to own anything.
Cheshire: Really? Then, what are you typing this on?
Tsune: A stolen laptop.
I only borrowed some of the MTNN
Tsune: Y’know, whenever I see that abbreviation, I always think of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. *chinstroke*
characters to write a story for my and your amusement.
Cheshire: Well, it'll be "amusing", alright.
Tsune: Amusing in the sense that I will very much enjoy trashing it.
After Sicks’ defeat, Neuro was a very, very trashed demon.
Neuro: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Or, semi-human, to be more precise.
Tsune: Now, semi-human, does that mean ½ human? Or maybe ¾ human? Or is it like semi-sweet chocolate which means that it’s actually sweet but has a bit of a bite and you’re supposed to use it in cookies and baking? WELL?
He had drained every last ounce of his
Cheshire: Ew!
Tsune: His what? His what?
demonic power
Cheshire: Oh.
Tsune: Hm. Anticlimactic.
and had been reduced to a being that could feed on the same things humans did.
Tsune: Like potato chips and alcohol, right?
He wasn’t human, not quite, but he was now like one.
Cheshire: All full of hypocrisy and self-importance! Wait. . .
Neuro had never in his many years as a demon felt so powerless. And to add to his injured pride, these humans were the ones taking care of him.
He had to admit he was surprised when he woked up on that bed.
Cheshire: Seeing as how it's impossible to "woked up" anywhere.
Neuro was certain that after the jet was about to crash, he would go with it since he was so weak. He even thought it would be better if he did die. At least he would die in a battle with his demon pride still intact.
Cheshire: But, not his demon nose, foot, arms or his demon brooch he bought off of HSN.
Yet here he was, in a hospital bed with some fruit, flower baskets, and “get well cards” adorning the small pristine room.
Cheshire: "Pristine"? Is Edgeworth his nurse?
Edgeworth: He wishes.
Tsune: I wishes. >:
He thought the fruit was pretty nice. The taste of them was simple, unlike the mysteries he would feed on in the past, but so varied and satisfying.
(T)Neuro: THE CITRUS IS ON THE TIP OF MY TOGUE!
But not all of this “human food” was good.
Cheshire: Some of the foods were actually super-villains!
The former demon had discarded the food a nurse brought on a nearby trashcan,
Cheshire: She brought the food in a trashcan? Unsanitary!
because that is where this “hospital food”, as Yako called it, belonged.
Tsune: Aaand he’s listening to Yako now? Dang, he has hit some hard times…
As he laid in bed, reflecting on the current situation,
Neuro: How did I ever land in this fic?
a smell drifted up his nose that made his mouth water in the same way it would when he scented a good mystery.
Neuro: IIIIIIIIT'S BACON!
Cheshire: Demon's don't know it's not real bacon.
The door to the room he was in opened, to reveal his former slave, Katsuragi Yako, holding a
Cheshire: Shotgun.
Tsune: *sing* Yako’s got a gun…~
basket in her hands. Former slave, because now that he was like a human, he was in no position to take anyone as a slave, much to his displeasure.
Cheshire: Therefore, Yako had to "assume the position" on her own.
Tsune: Oh dear.
However, he did admit the large basket had piqued his curiosity. He was rather new to this world’s meals,
Cheshire: But, you've been on Earth for a while and around Yako; all she does is eat!
Tsune: *facepalm*
(T)Author: LOL CONTRIVANCES!
so he couldn’t solve the mystery of what was in the basket.
Tsune: *flat look* He couldn’t solve it? HE COULDN’T SOLVE IT?! This is Nougami Neuro we’re talking about! Are you telling me that the guy that ate all the mysteries in HELL can’t solve the mystery of ‘What’s in the pic-a-nic basket’? I just… I just…Nooooo….
The smell was… well, it smelled good.
(T)Neuro: HUR FOOD SMELL GOOD ME HUMAN NOW
But he just couldn’t pinpoint what it was. Neuro took another whiff; nope he was still as clueless as before.
Tsune: e_e;
This fact annoyed him,
Tsune: Annoys me too.
that he couldn’t even solve such a simple mystery anymore.
Yako walked up to him, holding the basket up as a peace offering, and sat down on the edge of the bed.
Cheshire: These descriptions are so damn wooden! It's like a lab report: "Abstract - The purpose of this experiment is to determine Yako's ability to walk across a room."
Tsune: Conclusion: Capability existent. Objective location accomplished.
“What is it? Came to mock me now that I’m no longer a demon?”
Yako: Yes! Nyah nyah, loser!
said Neuro with a hint of annoyance in his voice.
That hacker, Higuchi, had already poked fun at him because of his current state. He said it amused him. And, if this girl came just to do the same, it wouldn’t do well to his already wounded pride.
Cheshire: I thought that was destroyed in the plane crash.
Tsune: No, that was his demon pride. He has several prides, you see. Keeps a lot of them out on the savannah.
Here, I brought some food since the food here is just disgusting.”
Yako opened the basket to reveal food stored containers.
Cheshire: Wait, the containers were in the food itself? Yako, you're doin' it wrong.
Tsune: Why is there Tupperware in my sammich, Cheshire?
She opened one and told Neuro it was a beef stew she'd bought at a nearby place.
Cheshire: Six years ago.
Tsune: Mmmmm-mmmm, taste the food poisoning!
Neuro took the large bowl in his hand, took a long whiff at it, and stared at his ex-slave.
“You didn’t eat on the way. Is this food poisoned or has anything in it I should know about?”
Yako: Sigh, just my undying love for you!
(t)Neuro: I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS
“What the?!-Neuro, now you’re just being paranoid. I didn’t eat it because I ate right before I bought it. Here, I’ll even taste-test it for you!”
The teenage girl
Cheshire: OH NOES, IT'S THE RETURN OF THE BENDERS!
Tsune: NOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT! *rocks back and forth* Reya….
then took the spoon from the former demon and ate a large spoonful from Neuro’s meal.
Tsune: And then she placed the spoon back in the food at a 45 degree angle and let go of the spoon with her hand.
“See?! No poison.”
She then gave Neuro the spoon. Neuro took the utensil, then he looked at it, then looked at Yako, then back at the spoon.
Tsune: The spoon was still at a 45 degree angle.
“You don’t seriously intend for me to eat your human germs, right?”
Yako: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Yako then took the spoon again, and got into the washroom to rinse the spoon.
“All clean. Anything else you might want Neuro-sama?”
At this point Yako’s voice was dripping with sarcasm, but she did owe Neuro a lot. There will be time for payback after he healed.
Cheshire: This summer, Yako gets personal!
Neuro pretended to be deep in thought, then shot his head up, smiling.
“Why there is! I am too tired to move this utensil to my mouth. Feed me.”
Neuro: Feed me, Yako. Feed me all night looooong.
Yako just stared at Neuro in shock. She was flabbergasted and at this moment, she wanted to run as far as possible from him.
“You-you are not serious, right Neuro?”
Yako: You are not serious about these things of the feedings?!
(t)Neuro: But I am serious about the feedings things of with the spoon.
Yako could practically hear alarm bells go off in her mind.
Tsune: Huh, strange. Sound more like rape whistles to me…
But, she was frozen to the spot.
“You… don’t want to?”
Neuro then did his best to look innocent. With his index finger touching his lip, and his eyes faking sadness. Yako was mortified. He might have lost his demon powers but he was still Neuro.
Tsune: >: / They weren’t acknowledging that earlier in the fic.
(t)Neuro: HUR WOT BE FOOD
“S-sure let me just...”
The door seemed to be getting further away from before. She could try to escape, but then it would only be worse for her.
“I am getting impatient, Yako.”
Neuro was rather amused that he still had the same effect as before on his former slave.
Cheshire: So am I.
Yako then grabbed the spoon,
Tsune: Again with the spoon!
filled it with food, and shoved it into Neuro’s mouth.
Cheshire: Phase 1 of the procedure was completed and documented by the scientist/author.
“W-well, how is it?”
“Not bad. Better than the food here, I suppose.”
Yako continued feeding him until the bowl was empty. She stopped feeling fear at some point since he seemed so docile now.
Cheshire: Like a sleeping tiger.
Then she grabbed another container and opened it.
“This is some cake I got at a pastry shop I frequent. I think you’ll like it.”
Then Yako proceeded to feed him the dessert. Neuro’s reaction was far different, and in her opinion, very amusing when he tasted the cake. His eyes opened wide in surprise, he made a pleased sound in the back of his throat,
Neuro: I CAME.
Tsune: That’s right.
and she could practically feel his tongue moving all around the spoon,
Tsune:…I’m beginning to feel wary…
trying to get all of the frosting off.
She held back a giggle, and resumed the task.
Tsune: With the spoon.
Cheshire: Ahem . . . no comment.
As she was feeding Neuro the last bite of cake, the door opened abruptly, revealing a shocked Higuchi.
Higuchi: What are you people doing in my house?!
And who would blame him? At that moment, Yako was lying in between Neuro’s long legs, feeding him.
Tsune: With the SPOON.
He turned around quickly muttering a quick apology, and fled the room.
(t)Higuchi: TO THE SECURITY CAMERA ROOM!
It was then that Yako noticed the compromising position she was in,
Cheshire: The blackmailing had to stop!
and what the hacker probably thought. As she tried to get up, Neuro pulled her back down, and she fell flush against his body.
Cheshire: Oh boy, here we go. Tsune, shield your virgin eyes.
Tsune: OH NOES! *proceeds to shield*
“You still haven’t finished feeding me.”
Yako squirmed, trying to get up from the embarrassing position, but Neuro only held her in place.
Neuro: YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME HORNIER!
“Neuro, but Higuchi-san, he must have gotten the wrong idea.”
Tsune: *peeks through fingers*
Yako kept trying to free herself, but to not avail. Neuro’s arms would not budge from their spot.
“Let him think what he wants. You will not leave until you are finished.”
For being injured, Neuro surely had enough strength to hold her in place. And what annoyed her is that Neuro only did as he pleased,
Cheshire: Pfft, MEN. (<----Married)
and if he wanted to keep her there, he would.
“Neuro, you already ate everything in the basket. There isn’t anything else to eat.”
“There is one thing you can feed me."
(t)Neuro: YOUR FACE
Yako was even more annoyed; he seemed to have a large appetite for regular food as he had for mysteries.
“Oh, really? And what would that be? You already ate everything I brought.”
Neuro then grinned and loosened his grip enough for her to lift herself a bit.
Yako: If only I could reach that shotgun!
When she saw his predatory grin, the only thoughts running through her mind were of pain being inflicted on her. She even thought he would kill her right then and there because of the look he was giving her. Like he wanted to eat her.
Cheshire: And he did, the end.
Tsune: No, Cheshire, the author means ‘eat’ in the…sexual way. D: Which, in this case, is way worse. For us. And our delicate eyes.
Neuro then pulled her head up, and plunged his tongue inside of the surprised girl’s mouth.
Cheshire: STATUTORY!
Tsune: OH JESUS WHAT?!
He then began moving the muscle around every nook and cranny of her mouth, as if he wanted to memorize it entirely.
Tsune: Actually he’s just checking for leftover cake.
(t)Neuro: I KNOW THAT BITCH ATE SOME BEFORE SHE GOT HERE!
Yako was glued to the spot. There was no way Neuro would be kissing her. This might be some sort of trap he came up with, or a new form of harassment,
Cheshire: Pfft, "new" harassment?
Tsune: Uh, hon? That’s been around for a while now.
(t)Neuro: I INVENTED RAPE HAVE YOU NOT SEEN MY FACE?
or something. But even if it felt like it, it couldn’t be kissing.
Cheshire: It shouldn't have felt so . . . wrong.
Yet there was Neuro, now suckling on her tongue,
Cheshire: Like a newborn calf.
Tsune: Ewwwww…
which elicited a muffled moan from the shocked girl. Ok, so maybe it was possible he was kissing her.
Cheshire: And maybe it was possible that the author was using the tired stereotype that all women are automatically turned on by sexual assault, because we love that shit.
Tsune: Oh yeah. Can’t get enough.
Or maybe she was just being delusional. None of this was making any sense to her.
Cheshire: Or us, or the natural laws of the universe.
Then she felt a hand glide up her stomach and noticed the buttons of her shirt being undone.
She then realized what was going
Cheshire: Neuro, apparently.
as she felt herself wake up from that daze. Now blushing, Yako practically jolted from the bed and got away from the former demon’s reach.
“Y-you, demon pervert! This is sexual harassment!”
Phoenix: I'll take the case!
(t)Apollo: ME TOO!
Yako thought she was going to die of embarrassment at that moment.
Cheshire: And she did, the end.
She quickly buttoned her shirt, then rushed off from the room.
“That was, most interesting.”
Neuro held back a chuckle as he looked at the door where the girl had just fled through. Then he touched his lips, which still tingled and couldn’t help but smile pleasantly.
Tsune: *lip curl*
“I think I will enjoy being human.”
Neuro: They've invented this great new thing called "rape"!
____________________________________________________________________________
I am in PAIN.
.
Series: Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
Author: Seshka
Title: New Beginnings
B Disclaimer:
I’m too poor to own anything.
Cheshire: Really? Then, what are you typing this on?
Tsune: A stolen laptop.
I only borrowed some of the MTNN
Tsune: Y’know, whenever I see that abbreviation, I always think of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. *chinstroke*
characters to write a story for my and your amusement.
Cheshire: Well, it'll be "amusing", alright.
Tsune: Amusing in the sense that I will very much enjoy trashing it.
After Sicks’ defeat, Neuro was a very, very trashed demon.
Neuro: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Or, semi-human, to be more precise.
Tsune: Now, semi-human, does that mean ½ human? Or maybe ¾ human? Or is it like semi-sweet chocolate which means that it’s actually sweet but has a bit of a bite and you’re supposed to use it in cookies and baking? WELL?
He had drained every last ounce of his
Cheshire: Ew!
Tsune: His what? His what?
demonic power
Cheshire: Oh.
Tsune: Hm. Anticlimactic.
and had been reduced to a being that could feed on the same things humans did.
Tsune: Like potato chips and alcohol, right?
He wasn’t human, not quite, but he was now like one.
Cheshire: All full of hypocrisy and self-importance! Wait. . .
Neuro had never in his many years as a demon felt so powerless. And to add to his injured pride, these humans were the ones taking care of him.
He had to admit he was surprised when he woked up on that bed.
Cheshire: Seeing as how it's impossible to "woked up" anywhere.
Neuro was certain that after the jet was about to crash, he would go with it since he was so weak. He even thought it would be better if he did die. At least he would die in a battle with his demon pride still intact.
Cheshire: But, not his demon nose, foot, arms or his demon brooch he bought off of HSN.
Yet here he was, in a hospital bed with some fruit, flower baskets, and “get well cards” adorning the small pristine room.
Cheshire: "Pristine"? Is Edgeworth his nurse?
Edgeworth: He wishes.
Tsune: I wishes. >:
He thought the fruit was pretty nice. The taste of them was simple, unlike the mysteries he would feed on in the past, but so varied and satisfying.
(T)Neuro: THE CITRUS IS ON THE TIP OF MY TOGUE!
But not all of this “human food” was good.
Cheshire: Some of the foods were actually super-villains!
The former demon had discarded the food a nurse brought on a nearby trashcan,
Cheshire: She brought the food in a trashcan? Unsanitary!
because that is where this “hospital food”, as Yako called it, belonged.
Tsune: Aaand he’s listening to Yako now? Dang, he has hit some hard times…
As he laid in bed, reflecting on the current situation,
Neuro: How did I ever land in this fic?
a smell drifted up his nose that made his mouth water in the same way it would when he scented a good mystery.
Neuro: IIIIIIIIT'S BACON!
Cheshire: Demon's don't know it's not real bacon.
The door to the room he was in opened, to reveal his former slave, Katsuragi Yako, holding a
Cheshire: Shotgun.
Tsune: *sing* Yako’s got a gun…~
basket in her hands. Former slave, because now that he was like a human, he was in no position to take anyone as a slave, much to his displeasure.
Cheshire: Therefore, Yako had to "assume the position" on her own.
Tsune: Oh dear.
However, he did admit the large basket had piqued his curiosity. He was rather new to this world’s meals,
Cheshire: But, you've been on Earth for a while and around Yako; all she does is eat!
Tsune: *facepalm*
(T)Author: LOL CONTRIVANCES!
so he couldn’t solve the mystery of what was in the basket.
Tsune: *flat look* He couldn’t solve it? HE COULDN’T SOLVE IT?! This is Nougami Neuro we’re talking about! Are you telling me that the guy that ate all the mysteries in HELL can’t solve the mystery of ‘What’s in the pic-a-nic basket’? I just… I just…Nooooo….
The smell was… well, it smelled good.
(T)Neuro: HUR FOOD SMELL GOOD ME HUMAN NOW
But he just couldn’t pinpoint what it was. Neuro took another whiff; nope he was still as clueless as before.
Tsune: e_e;
This fact annoyed him,
Tsune: Annoys me too.
that he couldn’t even solve such a simple mystery anymore.
Yako walked up to him, holding the basket up as a peace offering, and sat down on the edge of the bed.
Cheshire: These descriptions are so damn wooden! It's like a lab report: "Abstract - The purpose of this experiment is to determine Yako's ability to walk across a room."
Tsune: Conclusion: Capability existent. Objective location accomplished.
“What is it? Came to mock me now that I’m no longer a demon?”
Yako: Yes! Nyah nyah, loser!
said Neuro with a hint of annoyance in his voice.
That hacker, Higuchi, had already poked fun at him because of his current state. He said it amused him. And, if this girl came just to do the same, it wouldn’t do well to his already wounded pride.
Cheshire: I thought that was destroyed in the plane crash.
Tsune: No, that was his demon pride. He has several prides, you see. Keeps a lot of them out on the savannah.
Here, I brought some food since the food here is just disgusting.”
Yako opened the basket to reveal food stored containers.
Cheshire: Wait, the containers were in the food itself? Yako, you're doin' it wrong.
Tsune: Why is there Tupperware in my sammich, Cheshire?
She opened one and told Neuro it was a beef stew she'd bought at a nearby place.
Cheshire: Six years ago.
Tsune: Mmmmm-mmmm, taste the food poisoning!
Neuro took the large bowl in his hand, took a long whiff at it, and stared at his ex-slave.
“You didn’t eat on the way. Is this food poisoned or has anything in it I should know about?”
Yako: Sigh, just my undying love for you!
(t)Neuro: I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS
“What the?!-Neuro, now you’re just being paranoid. I didn’t eat it because I ate right before I bought it. Here, I’ll even taste-test it for you!”
The teenage girl
Cheshire: OH NOES, IT'S THE RETURN OF THE BENDERS!
Tsune: NOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT! *rocks back and forth* Reya….
then took the spoon from the former demon and ate a large spoonful from Neuro’s meal.
Tsune: And then she placed the spoon back in the food at a 45 degree angle and let go of the spoon with her hand.
“See?! No poison.”
She then gave Neuro the spoon. Neuro took the utensil, then he looked at it, then looked at Yako, then back at the spoon.
Tsune: The spoon was still at a 45 degree angle.
“You don’t seriously intend for me to eat your human germs, right?”
Yako: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Yako then took the spoon again, and got into the washroom to rinse the spoon.
“All clean. Anything else you might want Neuro-sama?”
At this point Yako’s voice was dripping with sarcasm, but she did owe Neuro a lot. There will be time for payback after he healed.
Cheshire: This summer, Yako gets personal!
Neuro pretended to be deep in thought, then shot his head up, smiling.
“Why there is! I am too tired to move this utensil to my mouth. Feed me.”
Neuro: Feed me, Yako. Feed me all night looooong.
Yako just stared at Neuro in shock. She was flabbergasted and at this moment, she wanted to run as far as possible from him.
“You-you are not serious, right Neuro?”
Yako: You are not serious about these things of the feedings?!
(t)Neuro: But I am serious about the feedings things of with the spoon.
Yako could practically hear alarm bells go off in her mind.
Tsune: Huh, strange. Sound more like rape whistles to me…
But, she was frozen to the spot.
“You… don’t want to?”
Neuro then did his best to look innocent. With his index finger touching his lip, and his eyes faking sadness. Yako was mortified. He might have lost his demon powers but he was still Neuro.
Tsune: >: / They weren’t acknowledging that earlier in the fic.
(t)Neuro: HUR WOT BE FOOD
“S-sure let me just...”
The door seemed to be getting further away from before. She could try to escape, but then it would only be worse for her.
“I am getting impatient, Yako.”
Neuro was rather amused that he still had the same effect as before on his former slave.
Cheshire: So am I.
Yako then grabbed the spoon,
Tsune: Again with the spoon!
filled it with food, and shoved it into Neuro’s mouth.
Cheshire: Phase 1 of the procedure was completed and documented by the scientist/author.
“W-well, how is it?”
“Not bad. Better than the food here, I suppose.”
Yako continued feeding him until the bowl was empty. She stopped feeling fear at some point since he seemed so docile now.
Cheshire: Like a sleeping tiger.
Then she grabbed another container and opened it.
“This is some cake I got at a pastry shop I frequent. I think you’ll like it.”
Then Yako proceeded to feed him the dessert. Neuro’s reaction was far different, and in her opinion, very amusing when he tasted the cake. His eyes opened wide in surprise, he made a pleased sound in the back of his throat,
Neuro: I CAME.
Tsune: That’s right.
and she could practically feel his tongue moving all around the spoon,
Tsune:…I’m beginning to feel wary…
trying to get all of the frosting off.
She held back a giggle, and resumed the task.
Tsune: With the spoon.
Cheshire: Ahem . . . no comment.
As she was feeding Neuro the last bite of cake, the door opened abruptly, revealing a shocked Higuchi.
Higuchi: What are you people doing in my house?!
And who would blame him? At that moment, Yako was lying in between Neuro’s long legs, feeding him.
Tsune: With the SPOON.
He turned around quickly muttering a quick apology, and fled the room.
(t)Higuchi: TO THE SECURITY CAMERA ROOM!
It was then that Yako noticed the compromising position she was in,
Cheshire: The blackmailing had to stop!
and what the hacker probably thought. As she tried to get up, Neuro pulled her back down, and she fell flush against his body.
Cheshire: Oh boy, here we go. Tsune, shield your virgin eyes.
Tsune: OH NOES! *proceeds to shield*
“You still haven’t finished feeding me.”
Yako squirmed, trying to get up from the embarrassing position, but Neuro only held her in place.
Neuro: YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME HORNIER!
“Neuro, but Higuchi-san, he must have gotten the wrong idea.”
Tsune: *peeks through fingers*
Yako kept trying to free herself, but to not avail. Neuro’s arms would not budge from their spot.
“Let him think what he wants. You will not leave until you are finished.”
For being injured, Neuro surely had enough strength to hold her in place. And what annoyed her is that Neuro only did as he pleased,
Cheshire: Pfft, MEN. (<----Married)
and if he wanted to keep her there, he would.
“Neuro, you already ate everything in the basket. There isn’t anything else to eat.”
“There is one thing you can feed me."
(t)Neuro: YOUR FACE
Yako was even more annoyed; he seemed to have a large appetite for regular food as he had for mysteries.
“Oh, really? And what would that be? You already ate everything I brought.”
Neuro then grinned and loosened his grip enough for her to lift herself a bit.
Yako: If only I could reach that shotgun!
When she saw his predatory grin, the only thoughts running through her mind were of pain being inflicted on her. She even thought he would kill her right then and there because of the look he was giving her. Like he wanted to eat her.
Cheshire: And he did, the end.
Tsune: No, Cheshire, the author means ‘eat’ in the…sexual way. D: Which, in this case, is way worse. For us. And our delicate eyes.
Neuro then pulled her head up, and plunged his tongue inside of the surprised girl’s mouth.
Cheshire: STATUTORY!
Tsune: OH JESUS WHAT?!
He then began moving the muscle around every nook and cranny of her mouth, as if he wanted to memorize it entirely.
Tsune: Actually he’s just checking for leftover cake.
(t)Neuro: I KNOW THAT BITCH ATE SOME BEFORE SHE GOT HERE!
Yako was glued to the spot. There was no way Neuro would be kissing her. This might be some sort of trap he came up with, or a new form of harassment,
Cheshire: Pfft, "new" harassment?
Tsune: Uh, hon? That’s been around for a while now.
(t)Neuro: I INVENTED RAPE HAVE YOU NOT SEEN MY FACE?
or something. But even if it felt like it, it couldn’t be kissing.
Cheshire: It shouldn't have felt so . . . wrong.
Yet there was Neuro, now suckling on her tongue,
Cheshire: Like a newborn calf.
Tsune: Ewwwww…
which elicited a muffled moan from the shocked girl. Ok, so maybe it was possible he was kissing her.
Cheshire: And maybe it was possible that the author was using the tired stereotype that all women are automatically turned on by sexual assault, because we love that shit.
Tsune: Oh yeah. Can’t get enough.
Or maybe she was just being delusional. None of this was making any sense to her.
Cheshire: Or us, or the natural laws of the universe.
Then she felt a hand glide up her stomach and noticed the buttons of her shirt being undone.
She then realized what was going
Cheshire: Neuro, apparently.
as she felt herself wake up from that daze. Now blushing, Yako practically jolted from the bed and got away from the former demon’s reach.
“Y-you, demon pervert! This is sexual harassment!”
Phoenix: I'll take the case!
(t)Apollo: ME TOO!
Yako thought she was going to die of embarrassment at that moment.
Cheshire: And she did, the end.
She quickly buttoned her shirt, then rushed off from the room.
“That was, most interesting.”
Neuro held back a chuckle as he looked at the door where the girl had just fled through. Then he touched his lips, which still tingled and couldn’t help but smile pleasantly.
Tsune: *lip curl*
“I think I will enjoy being human.”
Neuro: They've invented this great new thing called "rape"!
____________________________________________________________________________
I am in PAIN.
.