01 (god where am i)

[tsundera]

TENTH?!

Where the fuck is everyone? What is this place?

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[huff_puff_wolf]

Rrr, tenth what?

[tsundera]

Tenth boss, who the hell are you?

[huff_puff_wolf]

Boss? Hrrrff, I don't think there's anyone like that around here! Not as if there's jobs, for that matter.

I'm Wolf!

[tsundera]

No jobs? What is this place?

[huff_puff_wolf]

It's a world called Manhattan! And it's not as if anyone around here has the time to worry about working when there's giant monsters stomping about and food shortages!

1/3

[tsundera]

...

What

[tsundera]

"Manhattan"? Monster?!

[tsundera]

Are you fucking insane?

[huff_puff_wolf]

No! Rrrrr, why would anyone just make up that?

[tsundera]

IT CAN'T BE TRUE!

[huff_puff_wolf]

Hah, I'm afraid it is! Might as well skip past the disbelief now instead of finding out the hard way.

[tsundera]

. . .What the hell is "the hard way"?

[huff_puff_wolf]

Hohh, running into one of those terrible, nasty crab monsters, for starters! There's lots about and they have awful bites! You'll want to arm yourself.

[tsundera]

Shit.

Well, like fuck I'm going to let those crab bastards get me. Where can I get some weapons?

[huff_puff_wolf]

Anywhere you can find one, really! Old stores, museums, broken bits of other houses...no need to be picky!

[tsundera]

Right, right.