[FanFiction]Own Stupidity over Ambiguous Sentences

Oct 22, 2009 13:57

Title: Own Stupidity over Ambiguous Sentences
Featuring: Rikkai Daigaku Fuzoku Chuu
Author: tsundelenxkaho
Beta-Reader:
stevie_chan
Rating: T for a bit of suggestive theme.
Genre: Humor! Crack!
Pairings: A bit of Alpha, and Kinky.
Warning: A Yukimura-worshipper Sanada.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the wonderful Rikkai Dai but I own the teachers XD

Summary: A sequel of 'Wonderful English Homework'. Sannin Bakemono were called to Counseling Room for a confirmation.

Prequel: 'Wonderful English Homework' <- unbeta-readed.

"Normal Talk"

'Thought'

"English"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

It was another beautiful day in Rikkai Dai Senior High School. The sky was…well you know how every cliché prologue of beautiful day would be.

Anyway, the buchou and fukubuchou of the Male tennis team were in a secluded place, somewhere in the school, more accurately in the Greenhouse.

“Aren’t they beautiful, Sanada?” The famous buchou of Rikkai Dai asked the other lad, smiling softly at the ‘Aster’ in his hands.

“Aa,” was all Sanada could reply. He couldn’t really register what the other was saying for he was too busy admiring him.

The gentle bluenette was on his daily routine, tending the school’s flowers while he guarded him like he always did. Why should he guard him you ask? Well of course, to prevent anyone laying their dirty hands on his beautiful bestfriend. Afterall, the greenhouse was a pretty secluded area and it wasn’t a rare occasion for the bluenette’s admirers to go berserk and try to do some thing to him.

‘Such inhumanity...’ The capped-boy thought silently. He too admired -though Niou usually called it ‘worshiped’- his friend greatly. But he was satisfied just by watching the white, creamy-soft skin, the soft looking hair, the bright, glittering eyes and the sweet-gentle smile. Ah, those soft-looking-lips... he wondered how they tasted… Oh, okay. Sometimes his hormones took over his mind, but only on few occasions, mind you.

“…da?”

He wouldn’t dare to touch his friend in that kind of way. For he wanted to protect the pure smile of his White Lily.

“…nada?”

Ah, that voice…it sounds so melodically beautiful, soft, gentle and sweet that made his body somehow become hotter just by hearing his name being called… wait, his name?

“Sanada?”

“W-What is it Yukimura?” Sanada snapped, trying to stand stoically still.

The bluenette let out a soft chuckle at the stoic boy’s snap, a chuckle which Sanada decided to add into ‘his list’.

Yukimura finally stopped, returning to his smile. “Ne, I was wondering…”

“There you are, Seiichi, Genichiro.” A voice suddenly interrupted and Sanada had to resist his urge to groan in annoyance. As much as he wanted to curse, he just couldn’t curse his best friend.

“What is it, Renji?” Yukimura asked, rising from his squat position.

“It’s…”

Ding! Dong!

“Attention please. A call for Yukimura Seiichi from class 3-C, Sanada Genichiro from class 3-A and Yanagi Renji from class 3-F. Please go to the Counseling Room immediately.”

“We repeat…”

Yukimura and Sanada looked at the Data Master. Eyes were wondering if it had something to do with why Yanagi called them before.

“98% it is.” The data master answered calmly.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

KNOCK! KNOCK!

A middle-aged man stared at his door, moving all paperwork aside before sitting properly on his arm-chair. “Come in.”

The door-knob turned round and the door was opened. Three guys entered the room, bowing respectively at the teachers in front of them.

“Oh, Yukimura-kun, Sanada-kun, Yanagi-kun! I’ve been expecting you! Do sit down!!” The man greeted excitedly, gesturing them to sit down. Matsuda Ishida had been quite popular among the students for his friendliness.

After the three students settled down on the sofa, Mr. Ishida sat down on the arm-chair in front of them.

“So, why did you call us Sensei?” Yukimura asked, smile never leaving his beautiful face.

“Oh, nothing big really!” Mr. Ishida exclaimed, waving his hands nonchalantly. “I just want to confirm something, Yukimura-kun.”

“And what would that might be?” Sanada asked, a bit impatient. Their break time would end anytime soon and he was pretty sure he hadn’t charged himself fully with Yukimura’s smile for the next period.

“Impatient, aren’t we Sanada-kun?”

‘I am,’ Sanada grunted in silence.

“Well, first I’m wondering if you three know what this is?” The friendly man pulled out a red-book which was quickly recognized by the three as their junior’s.

“What does Akaya’s homework have to do with you calling us, Sensei?” The stoic, capped-boy asked again quirking an eyebrow.

“Oh it has something to do with this, of course Sanada-kun! I wouldn’t show it if it didn’t! Believe me, it isn’t a big problem, though the nurse in the clinic insisted it was!” The teacher replied smiling.

“Ah, just as I’ve heard,” Yanagi suddenly cut.

“And what have you heard Yanagi-kun?”

“Today, the third period of class 2-D which was English, was suddenly cancelled, approximately 9 minutes 23.9 seconds after it started. Right after that, 13 female students and 15 male students including the English teacher; Ms. Hikari, headed to the clinic for major nosebleed and nausea. The nurse even insisted to call for an ambulance, but they managed to be taken care of 17 minutes 13.5 seconds after that. The reason for all the commotion is in that book.” Yanagi reported smoothly.

Mr. Ishida smiled, “As accurate as ever Yanagi-kun! Anyway, that’s right, the reason for the sudden cancelation of the English period in class 2-D is this.” He said, waving the red-book in front of the three seniors.

“Well, how could it be?” Sanada asked resisting the urge to tap his fingers on his shoulder showing his impatience. He didn’t like how the teacher seemed to prolong the story.

“Something pretty simple, at least for me.” The teacher answered. “It was about a homework, which was given to the students two days ago and due today.”

“Did Akaya make a grammar mistake again?” The fukubuchou asked again, wondering if Akaya went berserk for his friends teasing his grammar mistakes again.

“Oh, no, no. Actually the grammar this time seems fine! It’s a simple task. They only have to make four sentences using: ‘have’, ‘like’, ‘eat’ and ‘cheat’ and a free-made sentence. Kirihara-kun made a very good job this time.”

“Oh, then what could be the problem Sensei?” Sanada asked again. Out of character as he may sound be, but he wanted the teacher to spit the reason out already so he could spend his time alone with his Yukimura again and punish his junior later.

“Well…second…I’d like to ask you again. Who helped Kirihara-kun this time? I asked him, but his answer only ‘his senpai’.”

The three looked at each other. Now the mist was already pretty clear on whom they should punish.

“I believe it wasn’t us, Sensei. Sanada, Renji and I had another business yesterday so we were incapable of helping him. I guessed the same goes for Yagyuu and Jackal.” Yukimura answered smiling.

“We have a guess, but can we take a look at the homework first?” Yanagi asked politely.

“Oh, sure.” The teacher opened the book at certain page and placed it on the table for the eyes to see.

Yanagi still closed his eyes calmly.

Yukimura smiled his smile.

And Sanada frowned.

It might be a secret, but Sanada Genichiro wasn’t very good with English. All flying marks he got since first year were the efforts of his best friends. Thanks to the two of them, he managed to pass the foreign language tests for three years.

But although, his knowledge of the International language is limited, the sentences written in the poor hand-writing made no sense for him considering it was done by his junior.

The third sentence was truly confusing for him. How the hell can he eat his beautiful Yukimura? He was no cannibal! And behind ‘Akaya’?! He wasn’t there when the junior did his homework.

Then there was the second one. He swore he never looked at Yukimura’s test sheet! Hell he had never cheated on an exam, because it’s not the samurai’s way! Moreover with the annoying Atobe Keigo?! He’s in Hyotei for Godsake! They never took an exam together!

He tried to ignore the first and forth one. They were truly confusing.

Anyway, on the last one. He tightened his fist, thinking of the best way to kill whoever father of the baby would be. How dare ‘he’ lay a hand on his and Yukimura’s child! And ‘he’ is only a junior high student too…Wait! ‘He’ can’t get pregnant!!

Yanagi silenced as he read all the sentences, slowly taking glances at his two best friends beside him. Yukimura was reading it with an amused smile and Sanada was clearly showing his confusion with his knitted eyebrows. The data master knew too well that the so-called emperor didn’t and wouldn’t ‘understand’ any sentences written in the book.

Simply, because his stoic friend is too innocent, stupid and dense. Yes, dense.

“Well, Yukimura-kun? I want to confirm the fact of all these sentences.” Mr. Ishida said smiling.

The said bluenette gave another smile, “Rest assure, Sensei. For I can promise you none of these are true.”

Sanada only nodded in acknowledgement -though he still didn’t understand the sentences- and Yanagi silently thanked God for his closed-eyes, the teacher and Yukimura definitely couldn’t see him rolling his eyes.

Surely, his bluenette friend wasn’t lying. Sanada was, as he said before, too dense to confess his love towards the Kami no Ko, so there was no way for the third sentence to happen. Thus if the second sentence EVER happened, it couldn’t be called cheating. Though, he was 98% sure, that Atobe Keigo wouldn’t suddenly change his type from the Akutagawa-type to the Sanada-type, for he thought surely, anyone would prefer Heaven over the Earth.

Hyotei would never do a strip party. Not until Shishido, Oshitari and Atobe could stop their over-protectiveness of their own boyfriends.

As for the 4th sentence, that was something nobody needs to know of.

And the idea of the 5th was quite thrilling him into inventing something to make it come true.

Mr. Ishida curved a big, big smile. “It’s a relief to hear that Yukimura-kun. I don’t want to give you three, the favorite students, a moral lecture for the day.”

Yukimura only continued smiling.

Riiiiing!

“Well…looks like the bell’s ringing. You all may go now. I wouldn’t want to make the three Top students late for their classes.”

“Thank you Sensei.” The Sannin Bakemono rose from their seats. Bowing a little, they excused themselves.

Right after the Counseling Room’s door was closed by the bluenette buchou, they were greeted by the gentlemen and defender of their team.

“Yukimura-kun,” Yagyuu called.

“What is it, Yagyuu? Please make it fast; I don’t think I can be late for my Art class,” Yukimura stated clearly showing his bad mood.

“Uhm, well sorry to slow you but…” Jackal rubbed his head in anxiety, “Marui and Niou already went home. Their classmates had just informed us that they won’t attend the practice.”

“Since they went right after you three were called into the Counseling Room, I presumed their escapes have something to do with it?” Yagyuu added fixing his glasses.

Yukimura curved a very sweet smile. “Oh my, not really. Anyway…since you two are here, I assume you have free-classes?”

“Uhm, Gillian-sensei and Yoshiko-sensei are absent,” Jackal explained.

“Oh, so that means Sanada and you two are free right?”

Somehow Jackal didn’t want to nod, but he did.

“Great! Could you fetch Niou and Marui? Make sure they come to the practice today!” Yukimura asked -more like ordered- clasping his hands in delight.

Jackal, Sanada and Yagyuu knew only too well they had no answer but ‘yes’. So they only nodded.

“Great! Well, I’ll see you guys in the practice!” With that Yukimura left waving at them.

Practice…it would be rough today.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

“Well?” Yukimura smiled sweetly, waiting for the two people in front of him to speak up.

Niou and Marui looked at each other nervous. They admitted they went a little too overboard this time. “Uhm…we’re sorry?”

The bluenette still smiled, placing a finger on his chin. “Saa~ what kind of warm-up would be good for you two today… Perhaps 150 laps with 50 squats and 75 push-ups would do.”

The trickster and tensai gulped.

“Ah, before that. Sanada.”

The said guy stopped his activity mid-track, turning to his Angel. “Yes, Yukimura?”

“I have yet confirmed from you the truth of the second sentence.”

Upon hearing that, the Rikkai regulars’ minds were immediately reminded with the sentence. ‘Oh that’. They resumed changing their clothes but ears were drawing close to the fukubuchou.

A silence fell in the room. Sanada was too busy to search for words; for he was afraid he misinterpreted the sentence.

Yanagi only sighed deeply at his friend’s jealousness. After minutes of no words from Sanada, the data master decided to help the fukubuchou.

“Seiichi,” It was only a soft call, yet it snapped Yukimura and he looked down sadly. It’s a warn of his place, for he isn’t Sanada’s boyfriend and thus has no right to ask the question.

“I’m sorry Sanada, just…”

“Yukimura,” Sanada suddenly interrupted.

All eyes now set on the fukubuchou; waiting for any reply to come from the normally silent boy.

“I’ve never cheated on you. Believe me. Especially with Atobe, I wouldn’t!”

“Sanada…”

The fukubuchou suddenly grasped the bluenette’s hands, staring deeply into the blue-orbs eyes, unaware of the spectators around them. “Believe me, Yukimura! I have never and will never cheat on exams, even more looking at your test sheets!” The capped-boy confessed seriously.







“Pft…”

“GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” It was none other but the laughters of the trickster and the tensai of the team. Even Jackal, Yagyuu and Yanagi had to resist their urge to laugh.

As to Yukimura? He only blinked at them and slowly moved his eyes towards the two people who were rolling on the floor, clutching their stomachs with difficulties.

“Niou. Marui. Do your warm-ups NOW and add 65 more squats.”

And so the trouble-makers exited the clubroom with no protest but still laughing.

In the corner of the room, Kirihara Akaya tugged his favorite senpai’s sleeve silently. “Ne, Yanagi-senpai, what was so funny?”

“…”

Hours later after the practice, Sanada Genichiro locked himself in his room with dictionaries scattered around him, searching for the right meaning of the word ‘cheating’.

OWARI.

A/N: Thanks for reading another silly idea of mine~~And big big thanks for stevie_chan ~~ I owe you big for beta-reading this crappy fic >w< Uhm, as usual, feel free to review ^__^

Fic dedicated to...any Rikkai fan...'coz Rikkai needs more love >w<

tenipuri: kirihara akaya, tenipuri: rikkai, tenipuri: niou masaharu, tenipuri: yagyuu hiroshi, tenipuri: marui bunta, tenipuri: kuwahara jackal, tenipuri: yukimura seiichi, tenipuri: yanakiri, tenipuri: sanada genichiro, tenipuri: sanayuki, tenipuri: yanagi renji

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